-Kudasai-

Has already preorded a copy of My Zombie Lover and will be selling copies as part of his door to door book salesman job.

Has just finished writing a romance novel about the relationship between a woman and a zombie. Does the zombie want her hand in marriage or her hand in a sandwich? Find out when My Zombie Lover hits bookstores this fall.

How is calling someone a Ninja Turtle an insult? The Ninja Turtles are awesome I don't care if you call me a Ninja Turtle you goddamn right I'm a Ninja Turtle. I got pizza and nunchuks at home what of it?

Is really Frylock

Originally I was going to make chili but I decided to put a whole chicken in the crockpot instead and I'll do chili on Sunday.

Traded in her car for a unicycle

YouTube just seems dead to me. I just feel that I don't have attention span to be on YouTube anymore. It just feels like a chore to try watch videos daily of my subscriptions and honestly I just don't find the content interesting anyomore. From wrestling to video game to hockey I'm just not intersted in any of that anymore. Right now the only channels I'm subscribed to are all 24/7 lofi livestreams and to me that's just fine just put some music on and relax. And plus I'm just tired of the goofiness of YouTubers in general and I just don't want to hear what any of them has to say anymore.

Collects pen caps

Has an extensive collection of wigs

Thought the right to bear arms meant short sleeves for everybody

Biz Markie is his hero

Rick James is trash. I heard the song 17 it just made me realize just how trashy his music is.

Fuggs hooha is his hero

Ronald McDonald is his hero

Eugene is his hero

Master Shake is his hero

Karl Malden is his hero

@Seight

The best part of the movie

Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot.

Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot

Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection.

Gets harassed by shark mimes on a daily basis