-Kudasai-

Matchmakers > Dating Apps Nothing against dating apps I think they're great if you're just looking to hook up but you're looking for something serious I believe matchmakers are the way to go.

Tried to pay a parking ticket with Monopoly money

Cornbread in chili is 🤢 🤮

Collects cereal box tops

I nearly did everything as I planned to do today, I didn't leave my apartment, I didn't spend money, I didn't cook, I played video games. The only thing I didn't do was watch anime, I just wasn't feeling it today but I'll get into it on Wedneday. A much needed mental health that sadly went by way to fast.

I'm not into fully completing games. I just want to make it end. Going out my way to collect everything or having to do things a certain way in order to get the best ending just feels like a chore and the last thing I want is a game to feel like a chore. I play video games to escape and have fun.

Was the owner of the three legged dog that was on the album cover of Alice In Chains' 1995 self titled album

Robbed people at gunpoint for Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

Got banned from the city of St. Joesph, Missouri

Got banned from all Target locations for numerous thefts of beach towels

Always says Automated Teller Machine instead of ATM

Has been arrested in 13 states for impersonating a meter maid

His motto is when life gives you lemons throw them right back and add some lemons of your own

Blames everything on those meddling kids

Hates AC DC but but likes to dress up as Angus Young whenever he goes to Kroger

I just wait for this day to be over with. I'm off tomorrow and plans are to sit at home, play video games and watch anime later that night. I'm not leaving my apartment, I'm not going to do laundry so hopefully the laundry room is available tonight when I get home otherwise I'll delay laundry till tuesday or wednesday because I got shit to do on monday. And I'm damn sure not going to spend any money. I'm not going to cook either because thanks to the single greatest invention known to man, the crockpot dinner will be ready by the time I get home tonight so I'll be eating chili for the next few nights. If anyone tries to call me to go do anything respectfully decline. It's a very bad week for me this week, hell it's been a very bad month in general and I just need a mental health day tomorrow.

Nothing against people who play Mobile games I just don't see the appeal. I keep getting notifications about the newest mobile game that's available. Playing video games on a phone doesn't interest me.

chili from the crockpot

Wears a loincloth whenever he goes out

Onced auditioned to be in NSYNC

Wanted to be Spinal Tap's new drummer but changed his mind because he didn't want to die of spontaneous combustion like the last drummer did.