-Kudasai-

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself doing the Macarena

Drives a 1925 Model T car

Just a couple of more things Listening to music as loud as I want explicit lyrics and all and for that matter buying music with that parental advisory label Sleeping in, getting up really early in the morning is pointless since I usually work in the middle of the afternoon or late in the afternoon and I usually get just a little bit after 9 and my leisure time late at night. Most night I'm in bed by 3 am and don't get up until either 8:30 or just after 9 and I refuse to get up any earlier than that.

Finally realized his dream of becoming a high rise window washer

Frying some chicken tenders with some rice and shells and cheese

Makes hentai art of houseflies

Always stays up all night thinking to himself "who was the first person that saw a cow and said I'll drink whatever comes out when I squeeze these things."

Holy fuck this day is going by super slow

The more I listen the more I'm convinced that Vitalogy is Pearl Jam's best album.

A fake ass Valentine's Day holiday that's celebrated in the Midwest every third Saturday in October.

So today is Sweetest Day so that's why most of the flowers are gone. It's the middle of October and this bullshit holiday gets shoehorned in. Put this crap in August since there's no holiday in August.

As much as I find daylight savings time to be stupid and pointless I will say that I've always enjoyed the fall back part of it. Not just for the extra hour of sleep but I've found kinda cool that it gets dark around 5. I am a night person so more night the better.

Playing video games whenever I want for how long I want without the fear of my dad telling me to "turn that shit off and go outside"

Kept throwing away the cease and desists letters from the Snorks creators because they were written in Belgian.