-Kudasai-

Frying some pork chops with some mashed potatoes and peas and carrots

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.

Drives a horse drawn carriage with Ghostrek as the horse.

drives a pickle wagon

My back hurts my feet hurt and my shoulder hurts. When the old heads told me never get old they weren't lying.

I'm going to make some macaroni and cheese and green beans to go with the chicken.

I put a whole chicken in the crockpot, I'll figure out sides when I get home from work.

Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances

Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song

Still hasn't payed for the fire damage she caused at a Montreux, Switzerland casino while playing around with a flair gun. The incident inspired the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple.

Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter.

Ritchie Blackmore was a better in Rainbow than he was in Deep Purple.

Always goes the bank dressed as Mr. Monopoly.

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie.