-Kudasai-

Can't seem to get along with his goldfish.

Is planning on visiting Mr. Hoonie at the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kansas

Is running for Sheriff in Seminole, Oklahoma.

Obliterated Ghostrek in a Star Trek trivia contest.

Went to Death Valley because he wanted to meet The Undertaker whom the WWE always said he hails from.

Likes to go ice fishing in Hawaii

Got grounded by his parents after a disagreement about building an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard.

Was on a focus group that rejected jalapeno flavored fruit roll ups. Was the only person that voted for it.

Was supposed be on that Chicago river boat the day when the Dave Matthews Band bus dumped human waste all over people below from their tour bus. Fortunately he missed the boat ride because he lost track of time playing with his etch-a-sketch at the hotel.

Was also at that Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit in 1992 and witnesses have confirmed that she was seen backstage when Billy Corgan's guitar was stolen. Her lawyer has also advised her not to talk about the events of that night

I put a whole chicken in the crockpot. I'm going to have some macaroni and cheese and stuffing to go with it.