-Kudasai-

Always answers the phone like this

Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers.

Bought a pair last week in Mr. Hoonie's size who hasn't been seen in days ever since she visited him in Montreal.

Tales a bath in scuba gear

Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character.

Drinks tastes better through a straw

The drama that's currently going on at work would be very amusing if it didn't interfere with my ability to do my job. If it weren't for that I would enjoy the crash out that about to happen.

Here we go again, I come home from work and turn on the TV to watch Looney Tunes and what do I see? A short from the year 2003. Read the room most people don't like Looney Tunes post golden age and for God's sakes stop leading off the show with with cartoons from the late 90s and early 2000s it makes me want to turn off the TV.

If you're going to talk shit about someone it's not a good idea to talk about that person to their boyfriend/girlfriend because of will get back to them.

This is actual footage taken from her security cameras from last Wednesday's Pictionary night at her house.

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples.

Only dates seamstresses

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.