[classic swim]

Still dreams of seeing Mickey and Minnie Mouse arguing in the Wisconsin drive thru of a Taco Bell.

- Houser’s current favorite section: Red Dead 2, GTA IV as a whole, the “middle section” of GTA V, and the end of Red Dead 1. - Houser’s underrated ‘figuring it out’ section: Red Dead 1, GTA III and Bully. - Bully sequel never taking off because of “bandwidth issues” and working on limited crew. - He reaffirmed where he was being interviewed was where they ran the E3 for GTA III with barely impressed results - - eyes were on State of Emergency instead. - Plugged his “American Caper” comic which will be a Grand Theft Auto esque graphic novel series to debut in November.

Live discussion with Dan Houser is starting.

He was sleeping in the nude and dreaming about Andy Capp comics when Tao snuck in his bedroom and lit firecrackers under his bed.

Liked Landon Ricketts a lot less on this playthrough. Catty old shit who couldn’t handle being a wash up. He’s around for like 3 missions and makes scarce before the Revolution even reaches conflict. Mexico was always the most valuable chapter and never because of him.

Wished it wasn’t inhumane for dogs to participate in a hotdog eating contest.

Plays the Plok harmonica in the background during sex.

It didn’t show your shit on the ticker

So hungry lately.

HBD!

Went to the nightclub to see the scariest red army soldier tackle ghostrek to the ground and forcibly fuck his twig butt in front of all the females.

Became the sole cashier for the Rock and Minerals store in Grand Rapids. He’s dressed up like a gopher for the entirety of his shift and screams RUUUUHHHHH at all the customers after they buy their rocks.

Liberty and San Andreas state underworld 1. GSF, Aztecas, Vagos (1.5) San Fierro Triads 2. Rascalov + Bulgarin bratva, Ballas 3. Yardies 4. North Holland Hustlers 5. Leone/Gambetti Family 6. Liberty City Triads 7. McRearys/Irish 8. Colombian + Madrazo 9. Forellis, Ancelottis, Sindaccos 10. The Lost and AOD

My my my oh hell yes, Kudasai put on that party dress.

The sexiest woman in the world wanted to have sex with Kudasai immediately, and so he did the Mario waaaaaah scream when jumping on her booty.

Brat 2 (2000). 9.5/10 Fundamentally has a lot more to say and a lot more going for it than the original. The first thing you notice right away is that it’s shot significantly better than the first. It’s also much better at introducing the film’s own stakes.

Most Unserious: Viperxmns Biggest +1er: Kudasai in General - - PenguinBoss in CE Why Are You Like This: I’d choose myself too Empath: Buddy or Scoob TopMod: SwimMod_Odin (never banned for Family Guy butts or HBO camcorder titties) Fuck Yo Couch: Benji or Masquerade Politician: Jman Most Underrated: Tao Biggest Weeb: Poke Pothead: Disco Permabanned Jackass: Packard

Spaghetti and champagne.

Correction:

Called an old man stupid and made his granddaughter laugh like Yosemite Sam.