[classic swim]

I miss having a VCR that’s not broken.

Here are the premiere descriptions. Of course the app logs me out and fails to authenticate me right as this is happening. So fucking annoyed with their constant bullshit.

Spike Spiegel in balloon form. Or just a giant blow up doll of Demarco to ruin the parade.

TONIGHT, 11/26, 11:30 PM

I’ve been passed out for like 16 hours and still feel drunk.

Demarco already has to bend over backwards for Zaslav’s tiny cock up his ass when they book a hotel room in Atlanta together.

I’d find out where he is and give him the ol’ John Sacrimoni. Knock him out, piss on his face, then use MY MONEY to send him flowers over at the hospital. .....No but I’d report it.

😘

Ghostrek’s a passionate ladies man who needs to go to the nearest nightclub to really just mingle and let loose. He’s a handsome and callow fellow, and I know he’s got some suave dance moves so I don’t know why he insists on living in servitude when he should be a sex guru.

That was honest to Christ the better one those guys made. Shame that got overshadowed too. Snoop Dogg cheat.

People would shit on Mafia 2 for one reason or another and then proceed to hype up Sleeping Dogs.

“Hey now! Rogan’s not all bad! He fucked over Mencia’s career for stealing jokes!” I don’t doubt that, but something would’ve happened eventually when the guy was already conveniently recording and reciting acts before him. It’s not that hard to spot a pear-shaped guy holding a video camera in the Comedy Cellar. And that was before people would even post their sets up on YouTube.

I think I had Arkham Knight on my Xbone some few years ago just out of some cheap deal, and I deleted it off there shortly after to make space for better games. I guess defusing bombs was kinda “huh” the first couple times... but it’s Batman. I just wanna kick the shit outta some guys and nothing else. Your technology mini games are not fun and are only a boring pain in the ass.

It is a many scary and troublesome thing, my dear ghostrek. I wish Aaron had enough time to undo all his mistakes.

It’s okay my friend. He was not on the right path. Not much he could have done differently.

Happy to hear this. You should invite @ghostrek to the family table.

Well said, my friend. I’m thankful for the ghostrek this year.

This dog took a steamy asparagus piss on the sidewalk while I was drinking my beer and it made me wanna retch.

Okay, white liberals. We get it. You’re the coolest ever for still making 9/11 jokes like everyone else after twenty something years. Say! Remember when NY workers had to hide their turbans and alter their speaking when the Towers fell just so monsters wouldn’t drag and beat them out on the street? No? You’re just gonna keep making uninformed tweets about how amazing Bin Laden was, simply out of weird contrarian spite? Okay! Fuck your mother!