[classic swim]

Almost ten years ago, an autistic Mario and Ocean Dub Dragonball fan made an hour long stream exposing a fart/scat fetishist comic creator by showing the material and screaming like Bender from Futurama the entire time. To this day some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

There’s little to no chemistry compared to The Flintstones. Fred would scream at Barney or Wilma and the show would be so fucking funny before Pebbles & Bam-Bam & Gazoo & that weird pet kangaroo thing Barney purchased near the end of the show. Mr. Spacely the boss was funnier than George Jetson the main character. Fred was an angry psychopath in the early episodes and George was a spineless pushover. The original Jetsons even lasted one season for sucking.

I could never bring myself to watch The Jetsons Movie. I find 80s Jetsons very repulsive, the annoying little alien creature I’m guessing was there to promote a toy no one remembers. They gave Cogswell weird eyes so he wouldn’t look like Mr. Slate anymore. The charm was just gone.

It sucks I still have to wait a few hours just to eat lunch somewhere. I don’t want to eat breakfast. I get loaded at 1am and walk to the corner store to buy chicken and they don’t even have it. Woke up with a bag of beef jerky next to me.

A’hyuck a’hyuck like MORDECAI LITERALLY FUMBLES A BITCH.

He asked Guster if she could teach him how to dougie and she said “no, Seight! I cannooot!”

Caught an epic argument with his wife while in the Shoney’s Bear costume, and while in the Shoney’s Bear costume he undid his back legs and let his whole naked ass out and sang “oh let the sideshowww begin!”

I saw Halloween Kills in theaters and thought the hate was a major overreaction for something knowingly C tier. I read the IMDb reviews and so many said it’s bad because the characters were stupid. I thought that was good? Was he supposed to put down the machete and check their thetan levels? I didn’t see the 2018 before, so that might as well have been the reboot. Lol at clutching the quality of a 2018 movie.

He’s a magician who turned my cock into the WB Frog for 47 hours so it could sing its way up Olive Garden staff assholes.

When he had a bad day as the Shoney’s Bear, he grabbed a full tray of Shoney’s frog legs and stormed out of Shoney’s.

Killed off Tim Allen and cancelled Home Improvement so Mr. Hoonie could have his own show called Hoonie Improvement.

Perpetuating the theory that Mr. Hoonie has both a dog form and a Santa Claus form just like Tim Allen.

Is 43 early 40s or mid 40s?

Now I’m masturbating because I want to.

Zodiac signs are just useless gibberish to me. It’s only significant when you’re talking to the opposite sex at a restaurant or Shoe Carnival.

Saw the elementary cafeteria lady fall on her butt and he laughed like a chipmunk in front of the superintendent.