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[classic swim]

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    Rotisserie chicken I wanted last week and a 40 by friend’s pool. Pretty awesome day.
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    He asked Guster if he could feed Tyson brand chicken nuggets to his pet corgi and Guster said “no, Kudasai! You cannoot!”
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    Went to a museum and placed a chicken Big Mac on one of the sculpture pieces.
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    He was just minding his own business and he gets tackled for being Chuck E. Cheese!
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    Mr. Hoonie knocked over his truffles, he became a somber talking werewolf puppet and said “...you must fight in the bay of Hoonies.”
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    A woman in the Burger King lobby tried asking him out on a date and he turned around and said “go play with Kudasai’s tater tots.”
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    I used to dislike whiskey the most compared to the rest of the shit I drink. And I guess I still do, but it’s leaped a fucking mountain for me as of this point when I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
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    Had the mud wrestling be sponsored by Shoney’s and Chuck E. Cheese.
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    He threw Mr. Hoonie out the house like this.
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