[classic swim]

If you could ride in the passenger seat and toss a cheeseburger at the back of Cenk Uygur’s head while he’s on the sidewalk... He would talk about it on TYT like this. Or if you could approach Matt Gaetz and throw a Wendy’s frosty directly at his face and successfully run off.

You used to criticize something because it was bad. Now you just wait for a slump of other comments to create your beliefs for you. Look at me, Ma! I’m impressionable and part of the hivemind!

This and Twilight Zone. Great stuff.

I never listened to the Talking Sopranos podcast all the way through, but I miss how fucking stupid Steve Schrippa was. He’d babble about weird shit like opening egg salad on a train, and then there was the time he spent 7 minutes getting pissed off at a YouTube comment for making fun of his haircut.

I needed an April 31st so to hell with this day.

Article headlines are pure douche chills (and the author needs to lose the peach fuzz) but it’s a comic. People are gonna like the art.

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Shit, I’m on my way.

They permabanned my guy yesterday lol. Said it was from a mean X-Men review, but I think it’s because he’s been talking to me and trying to get me back on. He had 20 full years there, it’s so weird what they’re doing now.

Had one of those dreams that I woke myself up to from talking. It’s happened at least a couple times in recent months. Sometimes you can get by fake-talking in a dream, but I’ll have moments where I realize I can’t actually speak and so I fight nerve/muscle to speak louder with my mouth.

We give a fuck about the ghostreks

*Jman hosting a brothel*

I guess she’s a brunette disciplinarian..

Ghost steppin’ back to eat some birthday booty.

I was the first person to wish him a happy bday even before the thread

Her armpits smelled like salty stank pussy.

The Simpsons killed off a background character at Moe’s who stayed silent for 40 years and my local news reported it.

Was gonna be a Sausage McMuffin (we were only four seconds late!) but the McDonald’s lady reiterated that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30.