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[classic swim]

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  1. Rockstar’s “separate universe” QnA post should never have been taken so literal. It was just a convoluted way of saying they wanted to retire the 3D characters after using them for 5 years.
  2. He really was like Stalin for saying this.
  3. My grandpa had a rooster just like this and he shot it. I learned not to underestimate those mean pieces of shit.
  4. The people that wanna go explore in caves... just get stuck in the smallest crevice going insane and starving to death for days while they can hardly see any of it.
  5. The fact rats even have nests is disgusting. That and they eat their own babies. Possums are meant to be “friendly” but they still creep me the fuck out. What difference does it make when I’m taking out the trash? Imagine you’re just walking on the sidewalk late at night and a big ass raccoon jumps at you and bites the shit out of your leg.
  6. “Delusionally pessimistic” and Icarus alt would be first one to leap head-on into the pit of flames.
  7. Hope you had a good holiday night, my friend.
  8. People will remember Futurama paving the way for a bunch of stuff in art not exclusive to just R&M - - R&M will be remembered for being an obnoxiously unfunny fad for half of an awful decade until the chomo creator pissed his mega career away.
  9. ghostrek what would ya do if you had to fuck a girl’s pussy using only your nose?
  10. I agree with you that he fucking sucks. I’m just past blaming strictly him for why some of us aren’t gonna live to 2028.
  11. Yeah it is kinda annoying to have a candidate who was fully grown during Jim Crow times. But we also have the nice, young, capable voters to thank for inevitably choosing to torch our democracy with the other one no matter what. Maybe age is just a number after all!
  12. That pesky Anthrax getting into people’s mailboxes! He knows better than that!
  13. Trusting family in the long run is a much larger regret in life than not going to college.
  14. Your buttcrack’s just one big hairy coin slot.
  15. The Supreme Court doesn’t even try hiding the fact they want to kill us all.
  16. I know you have good intentions. Bad experience with Toonzone of all places and their schizo mod staff stalking me. It’s why that rando from before put me off almost immediately.
  17. ^ My problem is the crowd who’s cried for “respecting people’s beliefs and viewpoints” the most wouldn’t respect yours in a million years. There’d always be that one fucking moron trying to police how I feel. Over something barely on the edge of cynicism. It’s like a fetish for some of them.
  18. Maybe, but I said I’d care about nothing for the rest of the year and I’m sticking to that. Not gonna wait hand and foot for others to make up their mind either, done with that shit.
  19. Liberty City Stories - PSP
  20. Jesus Christ, that Chelada Modelo. Beer’s like liquid Taco John’s.
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