[classic swim]

Remember when they just had those lobster tanks?

Eight years willing to spend on that. Anything but actually making the store decent or sustainable to humans. The last time I shopped there was hell I’d wish on no one. Like there’s zero chance of you getting out of there alive. Fuck the idea of ever working for them.

"While we don't talk about the specifics of our security measures, we are always looking at new and innovative technology used across the retail industry.”

L.A. Confidential

Roasting on an Open Fire

Saw a modern day “there’s an attack on Christianity” caption several hours ago that made me shit bricks. A sociopath can go make swiss cheese out of your kids but McGruff The Crime Dog will always watch over you.

You might’ve saw the comic posted elsewhere with UE linked, but no AS didn’t plug this shit. They wouldn’t plug here because they thought the livestreams were enough and then they shut that down too. I was able to reuse my login info during the app/streams and that was about it. I didn’t know about here until way after when both were gone.

Two months since I paid out the ass for another phone charger. Two months. And now it wants to pull that shit again.

Happy 30th birthday Sodakandy.

She’s making the history books, people! Get a clue!

Self-important with dicksucking eyebrows: Breakfast Club guy weighs in on ‘people celebrating’

“Our culture is stuck.” Have you ever tried just making better shit?

Happy Birthday and Happy Sunday to you as well.

He’ll give him some quaaludes at the bus stop.

Yeah but I can get to them my own goddamn self and not beg them to be my taxi driver.

Cheers to the brave chiropractor driving me to his house from the bus stop!

Y’all think Jay-Z did it? Need him to try and rub his pedophile penis cross yo big ass face and head.

Hahahahahaha yeah Canada!!! They fucking hate the black people that live there by a small margin but it’s okay because someone on Twitter told Icarus that that’s where the non Trumpo doodie heads live.