[classic swim]

Traveled to ghostrek’s house to give him some pizzas hot dogs and corndogs for him to enjoy and also made sure that the pizzas, hot dogs and corndogs were all free.

Messed with Sasquatch on behalf of Jack Link’s beef jerky.

Reminds me of Tampa.

Well I’d be scared of catching something or being thrown in the tank. And maybe the personal shit that she did take. I’d like to think losing my whole ass mortal construct and sentience wouldn’t be part of that risk. But yeah I wonder who was babysitting.

No, Benji asked you that.

Convinces the 56 year old neighborhood Sicilian barber into going out from his shop to shave his big naked butt and penis in front of the police.

Made fun of the neighborhood barber from Sicily by walking up to his face and playing with his bushy mustache and eyebrows.

Built this city.

Ziti leftover from yesterday.

What would the charge for that even be?

I my living room TV.

I’ve been on and off with it forever, feels like they’ve made a million episodes under TBS.

Yeah they waited until Family Guy’s revival to really showcase that branding. It was more of a general entertainment block before since you had X Files and Malcom.

Don’t curse! Don’t curse at the fake callers, Henry! Don’t down that fireball, Henry! Don’t pretend to be insightful for 2 and a half hours recording that Cop & Crook track, Henry!

Wants to curbstomp Hip Hop Harry at the Cheetah Lounge in Atlanta.

Uses time travel to sneak into Orson Welles’ hotel room and shoot paintballs at him while he’s asleep in the nude.

Sometimes laying in bed I just wanna think so hard that my thoughts of all existence being bullshit suddenly stops the script and breaks our reality. Like an outer inter-dimensional voice saying “fuck, he figured it out” and then everything can pause into darkness so no further harm is felt.

Why’re you rubbing the tip of your meat cigar against the toilet seat?

Likes shaking everyone’s hand at the stadium when the game is over.