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[classic swim]

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  1. Laughed exactly like this at the Jeff Dunham show.
  2. Banned from Planet Hollywood Resort for attacking Jeff Dunham on stage and strangling the Jeff Dunham puppets.
  3. He’ll scream at very quiet parts of a public opera so everyone else in the audience turns to him.
  4. In a joyous world before Covid-19 this wouldn’t be a thing for me because the company would not give any remote fucks over someone’s dad dying. The actual worker would have to break his leg or lose his finger or get cancer non covered for...
  5. A prostitute barged into his hotel room while he was in the bed just so she could sniff and play with his tater tots.
  6. Burgers, popcorn chicken + buffalo (wanted bit of rotisserie but oh well), champagne.
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