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  1. https://www.thewrap.com/primal-season-3-twist-genndy-tartakovsky-interview/ For the show itself? Doesn’t bring much confidence. Killing off the main character wasn’t a “mistake.” If this was a show meant to stay in production forever and ever, with Primal coffee mugs... then yes. But it was obvious from what you wrote before that shit ran its course a bit. For the undead sub genre? Sounds more diverse than “I’m a girl and you’re a guy and we have to survive this somehow.”
  2. Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack. Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately.
  3. You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s. A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.
  4. I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head. This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.
  5. He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair. It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.
  6. “Windows 10 Support ends in 5 days.” I fucking use Windows 7 man stop playing. There’s no point to that shit. It’s like with Apple. Everyone’s anti-capitalist until you suggest that maybe the 5th or 8th iPhone is still a fucking cellphone that should continue working for people.
  7. Dusk Till Dawn Not much has changed since I first saw it. The heist plot was infinitely more interesting, and would’ve been at least a Top 20 film if it stuck to just that. It settles for being a vaguely memorable thing with vampires that’s more campy than scary. And Salma Hayek.
  8. ghostrek you should let Top Gun wiggle his bald head on top of your head
  9. Went to the 1995 Blockbuster dressed as Yoshi and went RAHHHHH and kicked the kid in the face. But he didn’t take the Yoshi’s Island copy. He purchased Milk Duds.
  10. Happy birthday!
  11. Cheered up ghostrek by taking him over to Scoobdog’s house so Scoobdog could gently press his sweaty workout knees up against his facial hair.
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