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  1. Saw Kudasai sleeping on his stomach in the nude and paid ghostrek 5 bucks to insert a fish nugget into his hairy butt and then eat it.
  2. Woke up Disco for complimentary breakfast in bed. Wore a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache when he opened up a cloche of Disco’s fish nuggets going “Bon Appétit!”
  3. Replaces train wheels with Oreo cookies.
  4. When Doom Metal Alchemist was born.
  5. Hey ghostrek, I don’t like what you did to scoobdog’s face...
  6. - Recruitment Drive. • 2009 "Recruited a few new goons for Uncle Kenny. I even tattooed one of them. Well, more like scarred him for life. Maybe I should go back and practice. It's not that I think tattooing is going to be a skill that'll come in handy, it's just a lot of fun scarring simpletons." - Huang Lee
  7. Huang: Join my gang, and you'll learn important qualities like discipline and self respect... and how to intimidate and bully people yourself. Rookie: Fantastic! As a Triad, all my troubles will be over!
  8. Tackled Charleston White down the stairs.
  9. She’s a lesbian so she’ll never take a frozen burrito shit on your cock.
  10. He was trying to figure out if his girlfriend was kissing Kudasai’s pp so he sang to her like the guy from The Zombies going “I really wanna knowwwwoaahh!”
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