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  1. [classic swim]
    He walked out the gas station with soda and chips and one of the Rhode Island Reds waddled up to him so he could pour some Pepsi in its mouth to make it happy.
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  3. [classic swim] started following Hbd Owlchemist81 , dude claim down there , i have job interview tomorow and 1 other
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    Yo ghostrek, she wants to sniff your buhuhuhuhuhuhhhs
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    Got an egg thrown at the back of his head around a gas station pump and went “oh-motherfucker!”
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    Went to Haribo Gummy Bears factory with a paper mache sword and said “put the bears in the bag, NOWWWWWWW!”
  7. [classic swim]
    He said “fuck Grimace from McDonald’s!” grabbed him out a truck and hit ‘em with a brick and started dancing.
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    I’ll set an alarm clock for you.
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    He paid Nabs 5 Gs to eat the crust off Scoob’s sexy naked pale ass while Scoob’s swinging his package back and forth.
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    He’s the CEO of Seight’s Deli where all the meats are prepared by Seiiiiiiiiiigggghhht.
  13. [classic swim]
    Made fun of Mike Francesa at Applebee’s for falling asleep on his Diet Coke.
  14. [classic swim]
    As he’s blowing a load in Rebecca’s butt, he’s dressed up like Goku and screams “KAME, KAMEEEEEE”
  15. [classic swim]
    Happy birthday and “F you for the disgusting mental picture, man!”
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