Walter Von Moo Moo

Putting a new aglet on a broken shoe string.

The song titled, "Dizzy, Miss Lizzy" is very catchy, but were they by any chance taking pot shots at Queen Elizabeth?

I'm only at the store that sells them once a month. There's a big collection of second hand watches. (No pun intended). Picked up a Seiko for ten bucks and a Marc Jacobs for twenty five.

Doable, but the food would have to be in very small pieces.

A hundred and thirty dollars for watch and the gold plating wears off, showing something that looks like aluminum. Didn't buy that one. More auditions next month and I hope something makes the grade.

I think I'll stink up a bus today.

One world ends, a new one resumes the string.

The guy with the earplug was acted by Bob Denver, who was twenty four at the time this skit was filmed.

So, you wanna split hairs. I'm done.

Look it up! All it means is remote access. Whether that's done by wire, radio, cell phone band or whatever is irrelevant. The point is that as long as there's a way to specifically access and target any one specific box, it will be done.

Just like a cable box. Remote access to all the controls. It's done just as easily as reading your daily or monthly usage remotely.

It's addressable, like a cable box.

I'm referring to a perpetual state of denial, regardless of what the issue happens to be.

That's what's stamped on the wire itself. The legitimate ones usually come with tags that spell it out for you. Or if not, the attendant in the electrical department at the hardware store can help you out.

Pray for any user who does

" induction stoves are not recommended for those who have pacemakers since the magnetic fields may interfere with the device." - same article

Little things mean a lot. Like, when you have an extension cord rated at 150 watts, don't plug more than 75 watts into it. Is it rated in amps? Amperage times voltage equals wattage.

I never saw anyone cooking there.

Because I'm not reckless with fire or electricity.

In a space heater, you're just overloading a coil with too much current.

All my magnets are ice cold.

I never cooked anything on a magnet.