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NewBluntsworth

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  1. Korson Crevity
  2. Bowdunk bon Blimthony
  3. Blason Blamothy
  4. Pludence Cryanst
  5. Dredrick Dulldey
  6. Shriddley Nashtray
  7. Shartles Doodunkoopler
  8. Pootrice Streamlatrine
  9. Doomane Pooplumpular
  10. Cripton Rhodeseid
  11. Popton Mangst
  12. Poompton Boxbuttleblump
  13. Drimpton Preing
  14. Ragsby Dreckshire
  15. You can request permission and get denied like everybody else who isn't a regular enough poster in the Toonami folder, is my guess and personal experience. It turned out they didn't like my AEW Absolution jokes as much as I thought they did. Probably because the idea of wrestling on Toonami doesn't sound as much like a joke anymore, given the current state of that program...
  16. All the grizzlies have to do to get better is get Dillon Brooks off the team, addition by subtraction. Would hate to see them give up their good players for a bummed out KD midway through the season.
  17. Nope you aren't missing anything, these thirsty clowns just throw around witless clunkers like this as part of their awkward old man trolling that amuses only themselves, doesn't matter that it doesn't even make sense.
  18. Oh and before any big-time consoomer heads barge in here saying they've been using wet wipes for years, those things are terrible for the environment (even worse than TP) and are wreaking hell and havoc on the collective plumbing infrastructure we all rely on to carry our turds away, they are plastic consumer products that do not break down, only clog up. Also saliva is a natural analgesic and contains antibacterial properties, much better for applying to the most sensitive parts of your body than the sterilizing chemical irritants found on a wet wipe. Natural wetness, for your health.
  19. Apparently this already exists, as Google readily shows me. But I had no idea. Are you ready? Here it is. I've started spitting big drops of saliva onto toilet paper before wiping. Here is my process : I go #2, I tear off some TP, fold it up and then drool out a big drop or two of saliva onto the middle of the contact square. I wet the TP. Works so much better. Don't believe me? Wipe dry until the paper looks clean and you're satisfied, then wipe again with wetted TP. You'll have to wipe again, and again. Almost like you should have just wiped wet the first time. It feels good and I like it. Anyway, you're welcome. That is all.
  20. Orbol Pupaesaeed
  21. Gronathan Splanks
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