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Elon Musk should be sent back to South Africa and participate in a local tradition involving a tire. @ghostrek

When it comes to saying mean things about billionaires and the like, I am reminded of something Joan Rivers once said in response to her harsh criticisms of celebrities on the Red Carpet: who cares? These people make millions billions of dollars.

This is why Elon disabled likes on twitter. I sincerely hope this makes you feel better.

I am fine with pit bulls existing if they actually are used to fight in the pits, as they were intended. Otherwise, erradicate the scourge.

I had to walk in the city of Pittsburgh today. I walked past the Duolingo headquarters. They have a Duo themed taco restaurant. I want to try there; the reviews seem good. The experience is also supposed to help people practice their Spanish. I mean sure, you can just go to any Hispanic business to do that, but this is from the perspective of a language-learner. Honestly, it's been a while since I've been impressed by an idea from the tech world

Like. You can say you pricked your finger, but you can't say you fingered your prick.

I dunno, I think it could work.

I feel like a creative enough person or team could make a good video game out of any movie or concept, so 🤷‍♂️ Airplane Mode by Logan Paul is an atrocity that should never be an ispiration to anything but literal human annihilation, so there's my answer.

My favorite chicken and rice dish: chicken biryani

We didn't make a birthday theead for fuggs three days ago. 😭😭😭😭😭

Lesson? Is there going to be an exam? 😱

Uh, as long as you're able to steer safely, I don't think think they'll stop you over how you're holding the steering wheel.

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Uh, I don't see how you'd hit your balls in that scenario at all. Are you crossing your arms when you turn the wheel? You're not supposed to do that.

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fugg's hooha almost had a prolapse one time

Gayle King really just said "I don't think we should take a break. Oprah's coming on." Way to shamelessly show your cronyism during an important event, stupid cunt.

Doesn't the kanji compound for ghost look so beautifully symmetrical? 幽霊 Isn't this a fun fact? Probably not.

Happy birthday. I haven't had one of those Mexican pizzas since like 2006. I need one now.

Not really. There's someone out there for you. It's a numbers game in the end.

Never mind, ghostie. Good for you, honestly.

Yes, as in not young. She might not be able to reach back there, but I heard many boomers don't look at the paper after they wipe.

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