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MY MOMMY GOT ME AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 😭😭😭 THIS WILL BE THE 3RD TIME SEEING MY FAVORITEST BAND.

My gma lived in a senior apartment housing. They had a wii bowling league.

I live in a 2 bedroom ranch. My gma is moving in with us because she's 93 and a fall risk. Can't have her going up and down the basement stairs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2 days to go. My hands smell like purple fabulosso mixed with bubbles that take me back to childhood. I'm officially a basement dweller. Wahoo 33 going on 34 now living in my mom's basement.

4 days to vacation. This week can hurry up and get over with now.

Tell my poor gma that. It's her birthday.

My best friend only calls me. I wish I could live this luxury of text only.

I'm only 5'1. I dated a guy that was 6'2. He left me to go back to his heroine addict baby moms. After telling my entire family he's going to marry me. Now I'm spoiled by a 5'6 guy. SHORT KINGS ARE KINGS TOO.

11 days until my vacation. 1 funeral to attend in between. Plus moving all my shit to the basement because my gma (who's turning 94 tuesday) is moving in with us. Who keeps telling me she's going to die soon and she can feel it in her bones and it'll only be a few more months. I need tires, but hopefully they'll get me to and from Florida. ... ARGJBUURLAKQVEG8BUANA

Ghostrek's posts stress me out sometimes. ... Like am I having a stroke? .. Thank.

DAY 2 OF TRYING TO WIN THE KILLERS TICKETS AND I WAS CALLER #5 INSTEAD 9. 😭😭 YESTERDAY I WAS CALLER #6. FML.

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Currently have mac daddy and vanilla frosting. Pretty good grass.

I prefer my books to be smutty. But not Amish smutty. Because that's just weird.