Sailor moon time.
I'm high af.
The 10 year old ate hot chips all day so her stomach hurts and she's farting up a storm again.
The 5 year old scarffed down 2 slices of pizza like she never ate in her life.
Shes pissed tho cuz she has to wear diapers instead of pull ups. But jokes on her, now she cant take them off and shit on her bed like she did a couple nights ago.
See ya later space cowboy.