The_annoying_one

I believe this more.

I’m not certain this thread has a topic anymore. I love it. 😂

Spyware implanted in lightbulbs…. I believe it.

You. Are. Not. Kidding.

Every day is Groundhog Day! 😵

And you win once again. 🤣 I should probably go to bed now. I’m REALLY tired.

That’s always bugged me, too. I hate catch phrases that make no sense. That’s probably why he was the least-successful (in my mind) member of the Blue Collar Comedy movies.

Now I know what you know, because everybody knows that we know what I know that you know everybody knows!

I was going to post a Bill Engvall “Here’s Your Sign” video, but I can’t figure out how to do it on my piece-of-shit phone. Also, nobody here probably even knows who the hell Bill Engvall is. This whole post has been an astronomical failure….but I won’t apologize for it.

Thank you. That….makes sense….I think? Nah, I get what you’re saying and agree 100%. But you probably already knew that I know that, didn’t you know?

I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. And I definitely wasn’t trying to get either of you in trouble. Maybe I just need to keep it random and lay off the sappy shit, huh? 😆

No problem, man. No thanks or acknowledgement is necessary, though.

You mean you’ve never peed your pants pockets before? Then, you’ve never truly lived, my good sir!

And here you go with another post that I can’t “like” enough. In all seriousness, though, you and hornedlizardman are a big part of the reason I’m here so much. I can always count on the 2 of you to post the funniest/winningest (is that even a word? >_>) stuff.

Ok, this one might be taking it a bit too far. FYI, I hate bananas with the passion of 1,000 suns. EB54FAFE-DC6C-4B93-8928-FF38AE9F4F02.webp

Sounds good to me, sis!

I’m a guy and I have the same problem. I’m about to admit something weird, though… I’ve only owned/worn one pair of blue jeans in my life. All I ever wear is shorts or sweatpants.

Hey, Chime Banking App, I literally signed up for an account and cancelled the account in the same day. This happened at least 2 weeks ago. I have no account with you, and wouldn’t have any money in the account, regardless. Why, then, did you mail me a debit card today for an account that no longer exists or has funds available? Gotta love miscommunication.

I’m very sad/glad to know that.

Especially when you find the thing you lost right freaking beside you! Maybe that’s just me, though….😂

I’m the same way. I was outside of my house, but I’ve been home for about an hour now. I just like keeping my wallet & my keys on me since I’m good at losing things.

I haven’t had sunflower seeds since I was a kid.

Post your random observations or whatever. Or don’t. Doesn’t really matter either way to me. 🥱

B& 4 posting underage Ws!

I still need to watch The Last Of Us. I loved the first game, but haven’t played the second. I just restarted season 3 of Big Sky on Hulu. I was watching it on ABC when it first aired, but life circumstances made me fall too far behind. This show’s not as good without Ronald or Rick.