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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Was the true mastermind behind this heist, but refuses to admit it.
  2. Is banned from Oklahoma.
  3. Happy birthday.
  4. Once traveled across 3 states to buy toilet paper, just to get out of the house.
  5. Spends his days off at the laundromat, just hoping for a fight to break out.
  6. Continuing the trend of fast food because too lazy to cook, medium spicy chicken sandwich meal from Chick-Fil-A.
  7. Wish Amazon would’ve told me this dresser wasn’t already fully assembled before I bought it. I suck at putting shit like this together.
  8. One of us…..one of us……
  9. Never had a telemarketer hang up on me before. That was weird. I’m not complaining, though.
  10. Has the lyrics to “Mmmbop” tattooed across his chest and abdomen.
  11. Has a shrine to Jon Lovitz in his bedroom closet.
  12. Is actually a Grazing Duck, but spell check strikes again.
  13. That motherfucker got lit! Uh!
  14. Doesn’t believe in Yugoslavia.
  15. Is the manager/groupie for that band.
  16. General Tso’s chicken over fried rice & 2 egg rolls from Hong Kong Express.
  17. Once went to a Garfield convention dressed as Snoopy.
  18. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
  19. Has amassed a large collection of sporks from multiple McDonald’s locations throughout the United States and Canada.
  20. In hindsight, spicy noodles and Strawberries & Cream Dr Pepper in the middle of a nasty headache/nausea spell was a really bad idea.
  21. Eats soup with a fork.
  22. Me responding to your random “touch base” text message is in no way an invitation for you to call me.
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