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That guy outright lied to me, I guess. This is why I don’t trust people.

I tried to do it, but it wouldn’t let me download the game. Said I needed WiFi, and my WiFi’s been down lately.

Wears a cape as a fashion statement.

Likes to argue vehemently the subtle differences between ketchup and catsup.

I’m an awkward and (kind of) stupid individual who only likes being near a very select few people. Act accordingly and we won’t have any problems.

Chicken and rice. I somehow managed to overcook the chicken and undercook the rice, but it’s fine. I ate it anyway.

Is absolutely not made with 100% real beef.

I get the fuck out of there, obviously.

Just got rid of my months-long beard. That motherfucker was a bitch to shave, but it’s mostly done.

Hamburger Helper, whenever I actually feel like doing it.

Watches movie franchises entirely out of order.

Is an absolute master at making pickle popsicles.

Getting yet another headache and my only options are to take some Excedrin and let it keep me up all night, or just deal with it until my head explodes. Decisions, decisions...

Eats mashed potatoes with a straw.

This again. I ate dinner really early today because tired.

I think a good chunk of the bad shit that can happen to me in this life already has, so I’m pretty much just coasting along at this point. I will kind of admit that every ache and pain at this point has led me to the “Is it cancer or something?” train of thought, so that’s been…fun.