Poofy

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I just need video proof for when I get accused of lying about the raccoon in the attic since our biggest fan is here

Yea if I do I’m filming it since nobody believes anything I say. I just don’t wanna. It’s such a hassle and it’s so gross up there

I’m really putting off going up there but it’s entirely too much to ignore. Like could I just let it be? Or do I have to do something? What if it dies up there? Can’t just leave it right?

The only way up. For humans at least

Oh shit oh fuck

No I remember now the hole in the garage ceiling. That has to be how but it would’ve had to climb up the wall or some shit The only other access to the attic is in my closet. Go figure right? There’s not even like a door or a lock. There’s just a loose piece of drywall separating me and the creature. A wild animal shouldn’t be able to figure it out tho

How could something so big get in the attic?

It’s heavy enough that its footfalls make quite a racket when it runs around

my 19 yo gf says she is a furry now

that's what it ends up looking like sometimes that or the free silicone makes a very slow, very painful trip all the way down to the feet i'd go for a bbl tho

batman is a liar

somebody called me sarah palin

Yea like what happens if you take both pills in the matrix?

I'm commenting on your avatar sir

are you gonna spank me with that spanker for being so bad?

thou shall not suffer a zomber to live

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