Greeny

Speak English.

Your penis is too big for my tastes.

I want cancer.

Athena

Will do.

All according to plan.

It's uploading to pornhub right now.

All I have is a video.

Yeah, I saw him. Which means he isn't so fast that a slower person couldn't catch him. All Andre would have to do is anticipate where Conor would be and swing his giant arm in that general direction. If he makes good contact or, even worse for Conor, manages to grab him, Conor is done.

What's April Fools?

Is Conor a DBZ character or something?

FTFY

Seriously.

You're on your own there.

Everyone knows you play Anthology for V anyway.

I'd buy you a drink.

Think Final Fantasy meets Power Rangers. You might want to play it on a CRT because it's almost unplayable on an HDTV due to input lag.

I've tried to play that game several times but I always get bored before it goes anywhere. It's just too long.

The wall jump is kind of wonky. If you panic jump anywhere near a wall you're basically fucked.

I already own virtually all of those.

Not everyone is weeb enough to have heard of every anime.

"legally purchase"?

Not knowing what Inuyasha is is enough to earn my respect.

Schmitts Gay?