Distortedreasoning

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fuck yoshi!

hmmm the odds are probably greater than the avengers facing thanos. to answer your question, it will just mean the show goes on a bit longer. logan will fight pacquiao next.

has it been more than 4 hours straight with erection? i would call a prostitute first then if that dont work see a doctor maybe. or call more prostitutes.

time for a career change?

why so broke?

you can hire me for $200 the hour.

make him talk about the most boring thing ever and youll be dead in no time

maybe there is something you could try like meditation or prayer? or find the most mundane boring voice documentary and fall asleep to that.

hey mister.

you ever try shutting down your brain? its the best way to fall asleep cuz once you thinking it wont stop. thats my trick.

i started feeling old when gray hair starting popping up as soon as i turned 30. and now theres so much more. and i get called sir more often 💀 i remember watching adult swim for the reruns of family guy and futurama. ahh simpler times.

yeah not appropriate.

my only problem with sleep is getting to bed at a good time. like if i tried the act of sleep i can do it pretty easy but sometimes i watch something and stay up .

fight of the century vibes from the poster.

i remember kids sneaking porn magazines in elementary and calling sex lines.

im super soft right now. oh wait

would have made it if you said curry.

definitely porn.

happy birthday judy!

no but i might have done some bullying in my younger days...

there was always something very charming thats missing when not playing on vintage hardware. i got an old pc with floppy drives gonna look for that oregon trail!

do you have an old ibm/tandy to play this bad boy on?

i shot it again just to make sure its dead.