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  1. I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy. The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2.
  2. The hoo ha is the final frontier dude Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there
  3. its an inside job
  4. I don't have a safe word.. I just keep tapping fuggz back with my free hand.
  5. YOUR MOM GAVE ME A JOB APPLICATION
  6. especially black ones
  7. anything as long as I can climb on top of fuggz, though I always bring oxygen
  8. WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY
  9. I think the doctors plugged the hoo ha.
  10. so what does it pay now?? edit: I am still applying for SSI
  11. I thought SSI pays $735 dollars per month?
  12. as long as that 600lbs belongs to fuggz
  13. whut happ?
  14. of all possibilities in an infinite universe why this?? I could be captain of a starship cruising the edge of the neutral zone and banging alien-waifus on my lunch break. Yet here I am, at some point going to have to walk upstairs to get some butter fingers.
  15. In his universe there are different classes of ships with different capacity. Capital flagships are the biggest. Sounds like Kagome's mom is riding a destroyer.
  16. Whats black and white and red all over? fuggz riding my dick
  17. Kagome's mom can sit on my dick.
  18. no going to work on any of those days. going to sit on the couch down here and eat twinkies and little debbie. New Year's resolution is to gain 20 more pounds.
  19. I'm gonna blow lines off Mix's dick.
  20. 2018 sucked a big fat cock.
  21. You need Bill Cosby serving you
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