Rogue_Alphonse

I didn't even know my thumb got cut... I knew it got bumped by the slide but I didn't think anything of it. I just lowered my grip, fired off two more rounds and blood started gushing everywhere. It wasn't a "Tosh.0 moment"

I was sighting in my 9mm and was so focused on that, that I didn't realize my thumb had made its way up too high on the grip and when I fired the slide kicked back and caught my thumb. My Smith&Wesson has a little rest on it to prevent that... but it's also a 4 times more expensive weapon

Electrical tape and a paper towel until I got home

Blood always looks cool on snow...

Cleaner water.

WRONG. South Americans are.

No, i am a nice person <3

If I can resell them for about $350, deal

I kinda am jealous... my mouse and the ambient lighting on my pc is that color

I know that song. I like that song. I crank that song. Hot and fresh out da kitchen.

It's not a gay thing. if I want a bitch to twerk on my car, at least she will for free because Mustang. But a 2001 Monte Carlo SS with rims? They paid her.

Hold up though. Rims on a 2001 Monte Carlo SS. How much did they have to pay her to do that video

I don't complain about this place. I live the jeep life and still do the post life...

Tonight I was outside in the 17 degree weather in a hoodie and skully...

I AM MOVING THERE

Fast forward to 1:50

You continue to complain yet also continue to stay here...

Totally safe.. especially considering my stepdad and I have been working on boat engines since he was a kid and since I was 13... plus he works on million dollar yachts as his job... we got this. O0

I don't listen to Taylor Swift, but just from reading those lyrics she must have been talking about the Chevrolet Corvair Greenbrier.

Probably let air out

I was at Hooters and they had the heat on like um... HELL in there. Now everything is like twice as cold feeling.

Fish I catch, or bacon.

Deemed the "Tower of Power", these inline six two-stroke outboards were pretty boss for their day. This one, I got for $40 and it was laying on a shed floor. In fact, it was so close by that I hooked a small trailer to my ATV and used that to go pick it up. I completely re-wired it and had plans to bolt it on the back of a 1980's Galaxy 19' boat, but the boat deal fell through. Tonight my stepfather and I poured fuel in all six cylinders, and jumped the engine over using my weak golf cart battery. Since it had fired up instantly, I had to take a video of it. After about 20 years of laying on its side... For sale!