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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. because a couple cheap AMC Eagles have been popping up around and I would only take the Merc to fix up and flip for an AMC Eagle. But that requires me shipping the Merc up to Rhode Island and I have enough things to take up there. Besides, I like to make things go fast and perform better than stock, and early 2000's Mercs can NOT be fucked with like that. :barf: On top of that, I can get a rusted out, $500 fully loaded 1998 Grand Cherokee, yank the whole drivetrain out of it, almost literally bolt it all in an AMC Eagle... and then use the power heated leather seats and gauges and console IN the car... PLUS I have a supercharger waiting to be bolted to an engine... Why? Because I want THE ORIGINAL crossover... and it has to be fast.
  2. Issue is, I'm a top. Plus he probably has too much gelatinous fat to push out of the way to actually use whatever incroment of skin he uses to call his penis.
  3. At least it'll be yours in less than 4 years
  4. Imagine paying $99 a month though -_'
  5. I got a free 10 gallon for him coming next week.
  6. No that'll be around $500.
  7. What are you gonna do with a furnace?
  8. 1: inb4mochi 2:
  9. Wow, way to be a dick.
  10. Since they make similar threads at times, and are equally as annoying, I figured it was better to just conlsolidate them. :fap:
  11. Either way, you have an acquarium with a caged top coming in a week. I got the hook-up
  12. You could do away with the lid and tie a screen around the top of the bucket with a big rubber band or some string., then put a lamp over it to make some heat.
  13. I slam the door on your arm hard enough to break it.
  14. Definitely JFK, since the day I told you this MANY years ago...
  15. Same, and the one person that routinely HAS to text me EVERY time they go down didn't text me. Oh drat.
  16. Oh, true. I have eaten on many roofs... but only those that were easily accessible. Hell I have even stripped naked on a roof in Philly...
  17. Jeez for a Kia? At least you'll have it paid off in no time! Don't take offense to that, I actually feel it worse for most of the people who buy new Hyundai/Kia for $99 down and $99 a month thinking they "got a good deal". I mean in some cases yeah, it helps but if you can afford more, do it. I just ordered a furnace for my city house and it has to be installed and ready to run by like Wednesday -_' that $911 will bump up to about $1300 when all is said and done, maybe even more. Still saves me about $2-3,000 though!
  18. I figured I'd be nice and donate them to you. They're the extra large, triple absorbant and will even clean out all of the dick cheese residue. Oh, did I mention they were anal tampons? I know you have some leakage going on hence why you're so butthurt all the time...
  19. I mean, I'm just here eating lunch. I HAVE to go out into the fresh air... and worse, up on a roof Then put more time into a Mercedes that ultimately needs a $500 control module my father refuses to buy... which means I'm not buying the car :fap:
  20. I fucking wish.
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