Rogue_Alphonse

Where does the smaller penis go?

I was SUPPOSED to get $2500 for basically a bigass camper I owned on a lot near the beach. Then my parents sold their beach house while making a deal on a much better beach house, but at the last minute the seller backed out. So they used my bigass camper until they found another house, this one with a large property behind it. So now I have to somehow un-maneuver this big bitch of a camper out from behind three trees, and tow it two miles with no lights to their property. It's been on that lot since 2011. At least I'm getting my beach pad back... this time without a $2250 per season lot rent. Too bad it'll be 7 hours away, rather than 2. Looks like next summer is gonna rack up a looooot of miles on whatever Jeep I own by then > Beats paying for a hotel!

I'd say a gay threesome.

It really is the worst ever. Old Spice FTW

No, I am waiting for yours to be.

I feel the presence of a hammer. And not DrewID's version.

mmkay sure

Prove it.

I added my take on Boobs.

In touch? Honey my sexuality sexually harassed me.

Welp time to move another thread to Dumpster Fires...

TONIGHT NARAKU'S CAR FALLS OVER NARAKU FALLS OVER AND I MEND SOMETHING WITH A HAMMER

So basically, I am reducing the speedometer in my car from 200 down to 160 or 180, whatever is cheaper and easier to accomplish. I'll never have that car at 200, even if I made it more powerful to do so. I'd have to have the windows down or they'll blow off the fucking tracks at that speed. It will top out at 181. I'll never go that fast unless I have an NHRA spec rollcage welded in it. I don't even have racing harnesses for seatbelts. I got it because "Oh cool! I can upgrade from 140 to 200 to impress people!" But either I got old or my OCD is kicking in. Plus 140 and 160 don't illuminate because the overlay is kinda sucky.

Calm down, Tic

You're about 8 months late

Oh now I AM gonna snap you nudes. :fap:

I've only ever seen him shirtless owo

Because you don't have snapchat.

> > :painfap:

I am Jesus

On it!

I'm having tacos actually.

Uh, had he been on drugs the cop probably would not have let him go, especially after a paramedic checked him out.

I had a similar thing happen but no cops and not as long of a time. Pulled up to a red light behind a flatbed tractor trailer, waiting for the light to change... clutch pressed in, still in first gear. Suddenly I wake up to a slight bump.... I had drifted off and the truck had slowly drifted forward into the back of the flatbed. I was asleep with my foot still pressing the fucking clutch The truck driver never noticed and drove off when green happened, and I had no damage to my truck ... like it mattered, it was a $900 1992 Explorer.

Don't tempt me.