Rogue_Alphonse

It was sarcasm. (The part about me, not Bouvre.) I gotta lose 20 pounds to be back to my yaoi-esque self again.

She is hott for a girl. Apparently, I am hott for a dude. @Bouvre has a much fucking better body than I do though... so their ass is automatically better than mine.

I'm kind of worried about its structural integrity tbh. And it has obviously a Chevy/Jeep/Toyota rear with I think like a 1970's Chevy front clip all welded to the thing...

Mystery

It grows as you play with it x3

CHEERS!

Hurr in cold wet ass Rhode Island and drinking on Discord.

Or visit me instead

Show me up, baby <3

Makes sense considering a few of their threads. (don’t get butthurt, I’m just picking fun. Except at Zeni.)

What the fuck is a wendys account

My ass would break your ankle. Apparently.

Um. SEXY guys.

They were actually longer than I had expected, or I'm just short. Whatever.

Twice.

I told you guys, I am not ready to take this thread that far yet.

I do nothing for my ass as well.

Probably less, because ITS A FUCKING MUSTANG. im about to go measure the ground clearance of my Foxbody with 100% stock suspension and wheels. Tires are 245 rather than stock 225 so if anything it’ll sit higher. ANYWAY. I know your area is bad, philly gets a similar rep. I’ve seen countless cars pulled over with broken wheels. Me? Never even had a flat from a pothole.

That’s a task for welding, because of the expansion and warping of metal during welding.

I’m very good at avoiding them. i guess it’s a result of growing up in and owning Mustangs. you should try to avoid them more often.

For real, in the basement of the house my gf and I live in now. Many different places for many positions, even when a threesome is going down.

Professionalism is key.

Touché.