Rogue_Alphonse

Oh. Oh no.

But have you been furry?

I keep reading your name as Muskfox and it sounds very OwO

This feels like a Packard thread.

I think it should require 1000.

I'm gentle. Nice and slow... At least at first.

You made Pat hate you.

I always make sure it's plenty stiff.

I made sure to pour a stiff drink before I got on here. I am so fucking glad I did

HEY I'M IN THIS PIC!!

I'm a homewrecker thanks to your mother.

And I bet you end up getting a charcoal grill and using it

Normally, I do. But all that's here is this nice, well-seasoned propane setup. Last time I grilled, it was charcoal and whiskey cask chips.

Asian dry rubbed angus NY Strip steaks and bacon & cheese perogis seasoned and fried in the oil I used for beer battered fish. FUCK YAS

Oh, oh, oh, Amadeus!

WHAT HAPP

My selfie cam decided to randomly start working again after 2 years. It’s a great day to be in a pool...

This whole ducking thread is gold

Special Ops. Congrats!

Bend over.

Care to find out?

more like a Chinese fist trap in that case...