Rogue_Alphonse

WORST Especially when you sneeze a second time and it looks like a scene from Hellsing

Ever spark a nosebleed from a sneeze?

Me too... except I refuse to grow a beard

I just realized he's in a handicapped spot. I'm even LESS mad.

I mean, don't get me wrong... I have piled a LOT of shit onto a truck and trailer and hauled it to the scrap yard. But I will NEVER trust a tailgate like that, and knowing my luck the bed frame would catch a low hanging wire.

A random resident of York County, PA... or basically Kentucky

I'm seeing some Tim Allen going on here... The Santa Claus is preparing for the Holidays!

@Rogue߷Alphonse would pay off a lot of his family's stuff, donate some to something so I don't seem like a completely selfish asshole, get a beach house, a big boat, and a big car collection... and donate $5,000 to these boards. And hide the rest for later.

thank

I need someone to watch this to see if it's porn of her

My gf is going through this currently

I haven't seen the vids and I don't want to. You should show him this board though. Let him see your genuine reputation on here.

They probably reported it to Youtube in fear of getting caught and losing their job...

That's a lame excuse. I mean, if I were her counselor I would need a counselor as well.

The hospital gave me the worst fucking slow aganozing nosebleeds and they just now are starting to finally calm down... like the blood dried way up inside my nose.

Maybe you should move your ass out.

Yeah glad I won't have that issue again

@Em7add4 and myself Saturday night during my little shindig.. pretty sure that barstool I was sitting on was drunk.

You know where I'm at! And you know my gf relates! Also, this may seem overwhelming right now, but as it progresses it will get better and it'll fly by like coming out as gay did. Plus, you have an astronomically large group of people of all walks and talks who support you! (Plus you're cute in a dress.)

and was rudely awoken at 6am with severe pain.. so I went to the ER. 30 hours later, I get home with no appendix. Now, since most of the small party was Barfleet staff, we had our special shot of: Two parts 100 proof Yukon Jack, one part 100proof PermaFrost peppermint Schnapps, and one part 192proof Spirytus vodka. Now the running joke is, when you have two doubles, you risk having your appendix giving up. (I know, it's totally unrelated, but what a hilarious turn of events). At least the rest of me is healthy! And we ended the night with a fun game of Cards Aginst Humanity.

*vegene

lemme zoom in...

Stop being a fucking asshole. Also, I'll be in that state you were on vacation in, next month.