Naraku4656 Posted December 7, 2016 Posted December 7, 2016 i'm going to get a boner everytime i look at my ETFs
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 i'm going to get a boner everytime i look at my ETFs so electing the KKK president made your stocks go up?
Naraku4656 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Posted December 8, 2016 apparently and if my portfolio goes any higher i'm gonna cum
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 apparently and if my portfolio goes any higher i'm gonna cum ....I'm worried what you invested in if electing Hitler's successor helped you
Naraku4656 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Posted December 8, 2016 ....I'm worried what you invested in if electing Hitler's successor helped you correlation does not equal causation. the whole market has been going up. the dow is at a record high and so is my throbbing portfolio. if the dow goes above 20k tomorrow, i'm buying myself a steak
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 correlation does not equal causation. the whole market has been going up. the dow is at a record high and so is my throbbing portfolio. if the dow goes above 20k tomorrow, i'm buying myself a steak the fact that Trump being president is helping the economy makes me even more terrified that America is going to embrace genocide and wipe out certain ethnicities of people
Naraku4656 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Posted December 8, 2016 the fact that Trump being president is helping the economy makes me even more terrified that America is going to embrace genocide and wipe out certain ethnicities of people hey if that happens i'll be gone too. in the meantime i'll be staring at my 401k, thank vishnu i invested in small cap growth
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 hey if that happens i'll be gone too. in the meantime i'll be staring at my 401k, thank vishnu i invested in small cap growth that's kinda my point, you're jewish, and CNN ran a segment a week or so ago questioning whether or not jews were people
Naraku4656 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Posted December 8, 2016 i'm not jewish. i meant the people who live in the south
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 i'm not jewish. i meant the people who live in the south you said you were once
Naraku4656 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Posted December 8, 2016 i've been apatheist for as long as i can even remember
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 i've been apatheist for as long as i can even remember whatever (you said you came from a jewish family once, I guess you're gonna claim that never happened now)
Naraku4656 Posted December 8, 2016 Author Posted December 8, 2016 i also said i came, which reminds me
mochi Posted December 8, 2016 Posted December 8, 2016 i also said i came, which reminds me ............reminds you of what?
Naraku4656 Posted December 9, 2016 Author Posted December 9, 2016 my balls are actually starting to hurt. KEEP GOING UP MARKET
mochi Posted December 9, 2016 Posted December 9, 2016 my balls are actually starting to hurt. KEEP GOING UP MARKET this is getting weird Naraku, as weird as when I kept talking about your ass
Ginguy Posted December 9, 2016 Posted December 9, 2016 I keep on being reminded of Alan Greenspan's comments twenty years ago.... That being said, Russel 2k for eternal victory....
Chapinator_X Posted December 9, 2016 Posted December 9, 2016 Shit's way too rocky to be investing in the stock market. Trump made Boeing's value drop just because he was having a hissy fit on Twitter. Knowing his wishy washy feeling about just about everything (like going from loving SNL to hoping it gets cancelled or going from claiming Obama was an immigrant to praising him for giving him advice about the presidency), I'd be afraid to invest in anything that rises out of risk that he'll do a 180 and trash it on Twitter because they pissed in his Cheerios that morning. That is, unless you've got reflexes to catch lightning-fast cases of "buy low, sell high" without the stock losing value as quickly as it gained.
Jules_Co Posted December 9, 2016 Posted December 9, 2016 Trump takes himself far too seriously. That's why he's banning public schools! So he can make all the world's children as fucking dumb as he is!
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