Neko Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 8) I promise to eat very little on the first date but clean you out on the next. Will provide awkward attempts of comedy followed by equally awkward periods of silence. I will kiss but on the cheek...forgot my chapstick and all. I'll compliment you on your shoes and periodically say I'm sorry in weird intervals. Ill constantly adjust my clothes and try to hid my belly but will get up so you can see my booty. I'll scratch something unsavory just when you look up. I'll smile and will guarantee you that I'll have something stuck there... All in all I'll pay half the bill then look at ya and part ways cause I don't have sex being all celibate and all and don't want to till I get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Yeah sure why not it's not that I have anything else better to do. Hey maybe we can spend our date finding me a new dryer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 I probably could fix it for you by now with all the issues I had with mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 The story of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Does the date include sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 No. There's a possibility of cheesecake though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 No. There's a possibility of cheesecake though. Pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 depends... you okay with me thoroughly enjoying a full meal and drinks, while occasionally making weird faces and my own sound effects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 how 'bout some awkward silence from beginning to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 You can be as awkward as you want as long as I get to smell like acorns without complaints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 depends... you okay with me thoroughly enjoying a full meal and drinks, while occasionally making weird faces and my own sound effects? As long as you don't smack. I'm all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 how 'bout some awkward silence from beginning to end. That's cool, but I'm going to make funny noises and smile and laugh to myself. I'll ask you a weird off the wall question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 You can be as awkward as you want as long as I get to smell like acorns without complaints. Acorns are ok. I have a bottle of zombie apocalypse vodka I keep in the trunk of my car at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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