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I need to find a way to make more $$$!!!


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See I need to upgrade my Nissan Altima, for obvious reasons (<3), and basically it'd be cool to eat at fancy restaurants every day instead of always eating TV dinners haha.

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See I need to upgrade my Nissan Altima, for obvious reasons (<3), and basically it'd be cool to eat at fancy restaurants every day instead of always eating TV dinners haha.

You could put on a wig and go sell your ass on the street corner.
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It's always good to have some set aside for bail and a lawyer, too.

 

 

Nah I doubt I'll need that. I just don't want any disgruntled daddies to put their hands on me because I'm not quite old enough to assume the role of a sugar daddy for my girlfriends. :(

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Sell your organs on the black market.

No - he's more the kind to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with "CALL 911" written in lipstick on the mirror. He'll lose his kidneys before he gets a chance to sell them.

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