The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 There's not a herd of buffalo in your head. Jokes on you, where there's tumbleweeds, there's buffalo.
StarPanda Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 Yep that buffalo one is true It's actually true for most packs Drinks more beer
1938_Packard Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. I'm not smarter after a couple of beers. I'm smarter than a couple of beers.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 I always figured it was because people no longer give a shit whether or not they sound stupid.
molarbear Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. BRUH...... YOU MADE IT!
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 BRUH...... YOU MADE IT! Just late to the party, as always.
molarbear Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 Just late to the party, as always. wasn't even fashionable and you're dressed like a homeless pencil
molarbear Posted April 1, 2017 Posted April 1, 2017 Just late to the party, as always. also :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: cheers buddah
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 wasn't even fashionable and you're dressed like a homeless pencil Isn't that the hip thing?
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Posted April 1, 2017 also :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: cheers buddah Cheers m9
Recommended Posts