The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 There's not a herd of buffalo in your head. Jokes on you, where there's tumbleweeds, there's buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 weak analogy but its mr. president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Yep that buffalo one is true It's actually true for most packs Drinks more beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. I'm not smarter after a couple of beers. I'm smarter than a couple of beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I always figured it was because people no longer give a shit whether or not they sound stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 It’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. BRUH...... YOU MADE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 BRUH...... YOU MADE IT! Just late to the party, as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Just late to the party, as always. wasn't even fashionable and you're dressed like a homeless pencil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Just late to the party, as always. also :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: cheers buddah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 wasn't even fashionable and you're dressed like a homeless pencil Isn't that the hip thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 also :brownbottle: :brownbottle: :brownbottle: cheers buddah Cheers m9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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