myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Drew a beard on Mr. Hoonie with permanent marker while he was sleeping.

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote the word "penus" on Ghostrek's face while he was awake.

Edited December 13, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced ghostrek to shave one of his eyebrows.

[-Kudasai-]

Will only a hot fudge sundae on Sunday.

[discolé monade]

gets paid to disrupt weddings and funerals, with interpretive break dancing moves. 

[-Kudasai-]

Got married to this song 

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

When asked what he would bring to the position during his last job interview, he quoted “Eye Of The Tiger”.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to get married to this song 

Spoiler

 

 

Edited December 14, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to watch the “Bubble Boy” episode of Seinfeld on repeat while listening to “Dark Side Of The Moon”.

[-Kudasai-]

If named the Athletic Director at Michigan he's promised to have a live wolverine as the team mascot.

[[classic swim]]

He wants to tackle Douchebag Kangaroo from the movie Big Daddy.

[-Kudasai-]

Is no longer welcomed in Australia after he tried to ride inside a kangaroo pouch.

[The_annoying_one]

Was banned from Sea World for dumping Pop Rocks in a whale’s blowhole.

[[classic swim]]

Was banned from Sea World for dumping the mackerel bucket on Kudasai.

[little_girl_lost]

Is the reason Handi-snacks don't come with the red stick anymore.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Hot Pockets to get rid of their iconic sleeves, thereby ruining the entire product.

[-Kudasai-]

Carries his Hot Pockets in his pockets.

[[classic swim]]

Wears a top hat with fake mustache and monocle when he’s over at the Cheetah Lounge.

[The_annoying_one]

Cuts fried chicken with a pair of scissors before eating it.

[[classic swim]]

He sings Jeremiah was a Bullfrog every time Lucille fixes him frog legs.

[-Kudasai-]

His New Year's resolution is to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

[The_annoying_one]

His New Year’s resolution is to eat one slice of pizza in every single state, alphabetically.

[-Kudasai-]

His New Year's resolution is to fight the paternity suit filed against him from an Olive Garden waitress.

[[classic swim]]

His New Year’s Resolution is having ghostrek to rub his face against his face.

[The_annoying_one]

Taught Mr. Hoonie how to shave with whipped cream instead of shaving cream.

[-Kudasai-]

Hopes to film classic swim riding a barrel over Niagra Falls. 

[The_annoying_one]

Owns and operates a sandwich stand at the bottom of Mount Everest.

[discolé monade]

 is currently looking for a starbucks franchise opportunity for the central of death valley. 

[-Kudasai-]

Used to date a fellow named Herman Schulz. Things didn't work out and Herman didn't take the break up lightly so he moved to New York and became a criminal known as the...

Spoiler

The Shocker 

 

Edited December 16, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

there's a reason they don't find the bodies along the mountain.....and he coincidentally has the best bbq sandwich, for thousands of miles around. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is responsible for the loading issue the boards are having.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to fix the board loading issue with a hammer and some nails.

[discolé monade]

likes to use saltines instead of popcorn, for that special homemade christmas tree garland. 

[The_annoying_one]

Used aluminum foil instead of tinsel one year, just to see how it turned out. It’s been a tradition for years now.

[-Kudasai-]

Is my best customer at the sandwich stand at Mt. Everest.

[discolé monade]

insists that he be referred to the 'love doctor', on date nights.  not by his date...but the waiter at olive garden, mr hoonie at the flower stand....

 

[-Kudasai-]

Loves talk about the differences between Canadian French and Metropolitan French

Edited December 17, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Made angry bull noises at a couple of Cabbage Patch dolls who attacked him in his sleep.

Edited December 17, 2025 by [classic swim]

[-Kudasai-]

Has a mechanical bull in his bedroom

[The_annoying_one]

Has a merry-go-round in his bathroom.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to open a chain of Japanese rodeo bars with the gimmick being customers eat for free if they can survive the mechanical bull of doom. 

[[classic swim]]

Wants to ride on a moose like a horse.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to compete in next year's championship bull riding competition. 

[[classic swim]]

Got chased by a bull that looked like this.

[-Kudasai-]

Is having Mr. Hoonie build the barrel he intends to ride down Niagra Falls. 

[[classic swim]]

Will be at Niagra Falls selling tourists binoculars to watch me ride down Niagra Falls in a barrel.

Edited December 17, 2025 by [classic swim]

[-Kudasai-]

always sneaks a pressure cooker and a air fryer into the movie theater. 

[[classic swim]]

Always screams at the middle of the most quiet and intimate part of a movie in the theater.

[The_annoying_one]

Refuses to watch a single movie until he finds out whether Adam Sandler has seen it, and what he thought about it.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently writing a made for Tubi horror movie about a mutant deer that's terrorizing hunters and other unsuspecting victims. 

Edited December 18, 2025 by -Kudasai-