myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster

[The_annoying_one]

Runs a theme park where every ride is based on a different Teletubby.

[Mode 7]

Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine

[discolé monade]

beat lionel richie's ass for disrespecting 'the king of pop'

Edited 18 hours ago by discolé monade
just beat it. BEAT IT

[Mode 7]

Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Won an ebay auction for a mint-in-box copy of Fester's Quest on the NES, for $3,000,000. Is desperately selling everything he owns trying to raise enough money to pay the bill, because he wants it JUST THAT BADLY.

[Mode 7]

Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween 

[The_annoying_one]

Is dressing up as Q*bert for Halloween.

[Mode 7]

Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase

[The_annoying_one]

Once filled in for Peter Criss during a KISS world tour.

[[classic swim]]

This lady at McDonald’s was about to put too much pickles on his burger, so he turned into the AC/DC guy and went wahhehHEHHEHHHHAYYY,wahhehHEHHHEEHHHHHAYYY

[The_annoying_one]

Once worked as a luchador whose only claim to fame was his catchphrase: “AyAyAyAy!!!”

[[classic swim]]

Makes everyone at McDonald’s lobby look at his Ghostbusters shirt.

[Mode 7]

Uses Mr Hoonie as his personal pillow 

[The_annoying_one]

Drove to Billings, Montana to see a pebble on the side of the highway.

[[classic swim]]

Tao was at the McDonald’s when he dropped a ketchup packet on Kudasai’s foot.

Tao was gettin’ ready to place that McDonald’s order when Kudasai went RAHHH at the back of Tao’s head, but they smirked and giggled like Victorian princes once they recognized each other.

[Mode 7]

Plays video games with his feet and of course Dudeco was told about it.

[[classic swim]]

Sometimes he’ll get naked and have his sexy lady friend pour movie theater popcorn on him in the bed while he laughs and does the stop drop ‘n roll maneuver.

[Mode 7]

Likes to strip naked and get tared and feathered and pretend that he's a yellow bellied sap sucker.

Edited 10 hours ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Went as Uncle Fester for Halloween and had diet soda poured on his head while he was talking.

[Mode 7]

Always asks the Olive Garden waiter if he wants fries with that shake

[The_annoying_one]

Is learning to become a ninja, just in case of a zombie apocalypse.

[Mode 7]

Won a lifetime supply of Popeye brand spinach after winning crossword puzzle contest

[[classic swim]]

Bluto was eating beans in the breakroom when Kudasai walked up with Olive Oyl and said “she’ll suck ya dick for 50 cents”

[Mode 7]

Broke his tail bone after he fell thinking he could actually dance on the ceiling after hearing that Lionel Richie song.