myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is currently suing hanna/barberra and abc, for false advertising and hope with the production of the jetsons.

there are NO flying cars, and he'll be using the chewbacca defense. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once wrote a letter to the governor of Michigan, demanding they change the name of the state to Xanadu.

[[classic swim]]

Feels like this when he has to babysit the hoonies.

[discolé monade]

is REALLY pushing for the word 'disregardless' to become mainstream. 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the library to read the dictionary to all the little children every Friday morning. 

[discolé monade]

goes to starbucks, and pretends it's a library-he SHOOSHES people throughtout his visit.

[[classic swim]]

Is REALLY pushing that ghostrek’s a bald headed motherfucker who trickes bitches out at Chuck E. Cheese

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to hide in the shadows at Chuck E. Cheese so he can watch ghostrek get bitch-slapped over and over again.

[-Kudasai-]

Put a 10 ft boa constricter in Ghostrek's bed.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the walrus.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants the law of gravity repealed.

[The_annoying_one]

Doesn’t believe in the Arctic Ocean.

[-Kudasai-]

Sent Mr Hoonie a lump of coal for Christmas after winning his unpaid rent lawsuit against him. 

[discolé monade]

is currently monitering UFO's in the artic circle. 

>_>

[-Kudasai-]

Has been on the naughty list since 1996 following that incident at a Walmart where she beat up an old lady over the last Tickle Me Elmo doll. 

[The_annoying_one]

Always left Santa Vienna sausages and Mr. Pibb instead of the traditional cookies and milk.

[-Kudasai-]

Just finished the moonshine he's leaving for Santa Claus tonight.

[The_annoying_one]

Is cooking grilled cheese sandwiches in the Crock Pot tonight.

[-Kudasai-]

Loves telling the story about the time he threw a rock at Batman.

Edited December 27, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Plans on spending New Year’s Eve in a closed skating rink in Eugene, Oregon.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked and received a pair of gold tipped boots, a black jacket and tie for Christmas so he ring in the new year in style.

Edited Thursday at 01:57 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Brought the Kudasai Horse to New Years party and the Kudasai Horse went rheyeheyyheheaah and kicked Mr. Hoonie in the stomach.

Edited December 29, 2025 by [classic swim]

[-Kudasai-]

Always yells YEET! when he's on the toilet.

Edited December 30, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His favorite phrase is, "It's Kefka-esque."

Spoiler

Yes, Kefka, not Kafka.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to make My Little Pony videos set to extreme death metal.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has the Vogue magazine Broodwich issue framed and hanging on his wall in his bedroom.

It is the only copy still in existence.

Edited Thursday at 01:04 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult to call someone when he gets into a road rage spat is a pavid vermin.

Edited Thursday at 08:54 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite insult to call someone when they cut him off in a store is a wascally wabbit.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to let Mr Hoonie be his new roommate.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Goes clubbing every weekend, and any time he's about to hit the dance floor, he exclaims, "The rhythm! It's doing something to my human butt!"

[The_annoying_one]

Went to a New Year’s party and walked around, excitedly asking everyone “We are having the fun time, yes??”.

[discolé monade]

likes to take a stuffed dog on a leash into stores, while wearing dark sunglasses and using a long cane. once in the middle of the store, he'll start to swing the stuffed around like a lasso, so that when questioned about his behavior, he can smugly reply "i'm just looking around". 

[-Kudasai-]

Has made it her life's mission to force DC comics to bring back Superman's mullet.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to offer the president of DC comics a huge bowl of chili mac if they would just make a Superman/Looney Tunes crossover movie.

[-Kudasai-]

Offered DC president tinker toys and wine if they make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League.

[discolé monade]

is currently pitching 'it's florida. man' to DC comics to pick the next wave of super and anti heroes...and of course villians. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is a habitual line stepper.

[The_annoying_one]

Will only acknowledge the number 5 if it’s written in orange crayon.

[-Kudasai-]

Gave Mr Hoonie an atomic wedgie before he was sent back to Canada.

[discolé monade]

has never turned down a water dance with a manatee. 

[-Kudasai-]

Speaks fluent manatee.

[discolé monade]

while in florida, dancing with the manatees, our intrepid hero also books tours in search of the masterful and evasive, skunk ape. he saw it one time. but no one believes him. 

[-Kudasai-]

Fist fights always breaks out at her house every Wednesday night when she hosts her neighbors for Pictionary night.

[The_annoying_one]

Started a brawl outside of a Family Dollar because he stubbed his toe at the IHOP.

[-Kudasai-]

Last year was involved in a fist fight with Mr Hoonie at Disco's house during Pictionary night.

[discolé monade]

has been benched for 3 game nights at my house, because APPARENTLY drawing the eiffel tower is TOO difficult a subject matter. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once pitched the idea for a game where the players all do research to help solve actual unsolved murders. Surprisingly, no one showed up.