myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

is currently suing hanna/barberra and abc, for false advertising and hope with the production of the jetsons.

there are NO flying cars, and he'll be using the chewbacca defense. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once wrote a letter to the governor of Michigan, demanding they change the name of the state to Xanadu.

[[classic swim]]

Feels like this when he has to babysit the hoonies.

[discolé monade]

is REALLY pushing for the word 'disregardless' to become mainstream. 

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the library to read the dictionary to all the little children every Friday morning. 

[discolé monade]

goes to starbucks, and pretends it's a library-he SHOOSHES people throughtout his visit.

[[classic swim]]

Is REALLY pushing that ghostrek’s a bald headed motherfucker who trickes bitches out at Chuck E. Cheese

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to hide in the shadows at Chuck E. Cheese so he can watch ghostrek get bitch-slapped over and over again.

[-Kudasai-]

Put a 10 ft boa constricter in Ghostrek's bed.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the walrus.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants the law of gravity repealed.

[The_annoying_one]

Doesn’t believe in the Arctic Ocean.

[-Kudasai-]

Sent Mr Hoonie a lump of coal for Christmas after winning his unpaid rent lawsuit against him. 

[discolé monade]

is currently monitering UFO's in the artic circle. 

>_>

[-Kudasai-]

Has been on the naughty list since 1996 following that incident at a Walmart where she beat up an old lady over the last Tickle Me Elmo doll. 

[The_annoying_one]

Always left Santa Vienna sausages and Mr. Pibb instead of the traditional cookies and milk.

[-Kudasai-]

Just finished the moonshine he's leaving for Santa Claus tonight.

[The_annoying_one]

Is cooking grilled cheese sandwiches in the Crock Pot tonight.

[-Kudasai-]

Loves telling the story about the time he threw a rock at Batman.

Edited December 27, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Plans on spending New Year’s Eve in a closed skating rink in Eugene, Oregon.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked and received a pair of gold tipped boots, a black jacket and tie for Christmas so he ring in the new year in style.

Edited yesterday at 01:57 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Brought the Kudasai Horse to New Years party and the Kudasai Horse went rheyeheyyheheaah and kicked Mr. Hoonie in the stomach.

Edited December 29, 2025 by [classic swim]

[-Kudasai-]

Always yells YEET! when he's on the toilet.

Edited December 30, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His favorite phrase is, "It's Kefka-esque."

Spoiler

Yes, Kefka, not Kafka.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to make My Little Pony videos set to extreme death metal.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has the Vogue magazine Broodwich issue framed and hanging on his wall in his bedroom.

It is the only copy still in existence.

Edited yesterday at 01:04 PM by Doom Metal Alchemist

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult to call someone when he gets into a road rage spat is a pavid vermin.

Edited yesterday at 08:54 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Favorite insult to call someone when they cut him off in a store is a wascally wabbit.

[-Kudasai-]

Convinced Ghostrek to let Mr Hoonie be his new roommate.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Goes clubbing every weekend, and any time he's about to hit the dance floor, he exclaims, "The rhythm! It's doing something to my human butt!"

[The_annoying_one]

Went to a New Year’s party and walked around, excitedly asking everyone “We are having the fun time, yes??”.

[discolé monade]

likes to take a stuffed dog on a leash into stores, while wearing dark sunglasses and using a long cane. once in the middle of the store, he'll start to swing the stuffed around like a lasso, so that when questioned about his behavior, he can smugly reply "i'm just looking around". 

[-Kudasai-]

Has made it her life's mission to force DC comics to bring back Superman's mullet.

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to offer the president of DC comics a huge bowl of chili mac if they would just make a Superman/Looney Tunes crossover movie.

[-Kudasai-]

Offered DC president tinker toys and wine if they make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League.

[discolé monade]

is currently pitching 'it's florida. man' to DC comics to pick the next wave of super and anti heroes...and of course villians.