myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Mr. Hoonie to wear a speedo to the racetrack for good luck.

[-Kudasai-]

Favorite insult is calling someone a hickory nut.

[The_annoying_one]

Threw a world class tantrum when he opened a bag of barbecue potato chips and they were all sour cream and onion.

[-Kudasai-]

Got grounded for three weeks after his parents caught him listening to the song "Sir Pyscho Sexy" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[[classic swim]]

Does a cannonball in the hot tub and makes all the girls angry.

[-Kudasai-]

Got grounded for a month after feeding the chickens his parents "special" cookies.

[discolé monade]

honestly had never heard sir pyscho sexy, but now has a new love song. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Driver's License photo is a picture of herself singing karaoke.

[The_annoying_one]

Fell asleep when his drivers license photo was taken.

[-Kudasai-]

Driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed in his Elvis pajamas.

[-Kudasai-]

30 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

honestly had never heard sir pyscho sexy, but now has a new love song. 

 

Sidebar, I got somebody in trouble on ASMB when I posted the song in a thread and the guy didn't turn the volume down and his mom heard it, even though I posted a disclaimer 

[discolé monade]

knows exactly what kind of chaos to bring to the table. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a dinner party every other Friday just to say what she really thinks about the guests.

[-Kudasai-]

Did this to Mr Hoonie after one of his truffles came up missing 

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is writing a script for a movie called “The Truffle Scuffle”.

[discolé monade]

is currently writing a sock-puppet rock opera, based on the sort of famous 'the art of the deal'

[The_annoying_one]

Will be baking an octopus pie for Thanksgiving this year.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked Disco to crochet him Popeye's Eugene the Jeep dog.

[[classic swim]]

Will throw a pie in some grandma’s face on Thanksgiving.

[-Kudasai-]

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the mall every December to pick a fight with Santa Claus.

[discolé monade]

claims to be the subject in the movie 'bad santa'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Told Mr. Hoonie that she's going tear his hide until it glows in the dark after he let a fly in the house.

Edited November 13, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Put a screen door on every doorway of his house.

[-Kudasai-]

puts butterscotch on his pizza

[[classic swim]]

Is afraid of eating Nerds candy because he thinks it’ll make him turn into a nerd.

[The_annoying_one]

Same, but with Airheads.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the Sam in "Son of Sam."

[The_annoying_one]

Was the inspiration behind Austin Powers.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Makes me randy, baby.

[-Kudasai-]

Sneezed at the exact moment his driver's license photo taken and as a result drives the exact speed limit. 

Edited November 13, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

is SO proud to tell anyone that will listen, that he was an extra for jurassic park 2 by shouting "THAT"S ME! RIGHT NEXT TO THAT CONTAINER"

along with the 150 other extras. 

[The_annoying_one]

Used to work security on Broadway until she was caught trying to sneak on stage and give the actors wedgies.

[-Kudasai-]

Hit a Christmas Caroler in the face with a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream after the caroler woke him up from a nap. 

[discolé monade]

also works at that same theatre company,e as a curtain operator-during performances. 

off season, he dresss as 'phantom of the opera', and performs for 7 of his 12 stuffed animals. 

Edited November 13, 2025 by discolé monade
you font block...you get the hammer

[-Kudasai-]

Stuffs her trukey with good n plenty, black licorice and black jelly beans.

Edited November 13, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Every day dresses up as a different Batman villain.

Except on Halloween. On Halloween he wears his "just a normal dude" costume.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps in Bobby's World pajamas.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sleeps in Bobby's World.

[The_annoying_one]

His bathroom mirror is a portal to Narnia.

[-Kudasai-]

Is writing a Jurassic Park fanfic starring Yoshi, Dino and Barney the Dinosaur.

[[classic swim]]

Is going to the Cheetah Lounge for his birthday

[-Kudasai-]

What he meant to say was at the local trap house.

[discolé monade]

 has convinced mr. hoonie that the sky is falling. and it's red and everything. and it's everywhere. all at once. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a large cardboard box, filled with many more smaller cardboard boxes. No one knows why.

[-Kudasai-]

Gave Mr. Hoonie a demonstration of a sleeper hold after he used up all of the toiler paper. 

Edited November 14, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Ate marshmallows with Mr. Hoonie inside their pillow fortress.

[-Kudasai-]

Left Ghostrek at the Cheetah Lounge to fend for himself after he tried to pay for a lapdance with Monopoly money and Chuck E. Cheese tokens. 

[The_annoying_one]

Told the manager of the Cheetah Lounge to step off when he accused Mr. Hoonie of throwing pillows at people.

[-Kudasai-]

Left the Cheetah Lounge after finding out that weren't real cheetahs working there.