myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Has a pet fire ant named Kenny.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently in rehab for his chocolate blueberry cake addiction 

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a subscription to Teen Beat Magazine.

[discolé monade]

is the president of the ranger rick fan club in his region. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has started a petition to get the NHL to bring back the Atlanta Thrashers

[The_annoying_one]

Puts butter in his Corn Flakes every morning.

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to hockey games just to collect the teeth off the ice so he can put them under his pillow with hope of getting some money from the tooth fairy

[little_girl_lost]

Sleeps with his nuts between horse-head bookends.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to KFC and asks for empty buckets.

[discolé monade]

decorates for arbor day once a month. 

[-Kudasai-]

Types like this after too much caffeine 

[The_annoying_one]

EDIT: This is not my dinner thread…

Back on topic:

Makes prune cookies every Thursday.

 

Edited Monday at 11:28 PM by The_annoying_one

[-Kudasai-]

Lights firecrackers and puts them inside the Jack-O-Lanters on people's porches in his neighborhood

[The_annoying_one]

Will only talk to people if they have the lyrics to “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” memorized.

Edited Wednesday at 01:45 AM by The_annoying_one

[-Kudasai-]

Only dates women who are good at Scrabble

Edited Wednesday at 01:50 AM by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Only dates women who let him eat Keebler cookies in the bed.

[The_annoying_one]

Tells people to rub his belly for good luck.

[[classic swim]]

A kid at the courthouse ran up to show him a quarter they found and he yells “I don’t give a shit!” before becoming Judge Tao for the day.

[-Kudasai-]

Traded in his chicken suit for a Santa suit with the hopes of getting Olive Garden waiters to sit on his lap.

[The_annoying_one]

His favorite mode of transportation is by cartwheel.

[-Kudasai-]

Believes in the existance of Nematoads after watching Doug

[[classic swim]]

Santa was going to put Kudasai on the naughty list, but he made angry bull noises and threw a macaroni picture at Santa’s head. 

[The_annoying_one]

Pulled a kid out of Santa’s lap so he could ask for an Easy-Bake Oven.

[-Kudasai-]

Trained a Venus flytrap to sing opera

[discolé monade]

 goes around dropping salman rushdie quotes. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to edit Wiki pages with random Dr. Seuss quotes.

[-Kudasai-]

Trained two dogs to do the Mariachi

[[classic swim]]

Trains the Kudasai dogs to knock over granny’s milk. 

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Ghostrek paint his toenails and yes Dudeco was told about it.

[The_annoying_one]

Threw an egg at the mailman because he looked at him funny.

[-Kudasai-]

Uses RC Cola as paint thinner