myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Giggles like a kindergartener when his favorite song comes on.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play Enter Sandman on the accordion 

[discolé monade]

claims this lil bugger is his niece. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is writing a horror fanfic about Jason Voorhees vs Dora the Explorer.

[[classic swim]]

Guest starred in the Workaholics episode where Blake kicked a raccoon at the gas station.

[-Kudasai-]

Was roommates with this guy 

[mthor]

Has breakfast with Tony the Tiger - usually at a Waffle House, but occasionally at IHOP.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to a Burger King and demanded to meet Ronald McDonald.

[-Kudasai-]

Thought octopi was baking a pie in the shape of an octopus 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat chicken nuggets that are in the shape of Herman Munster’s face.

[discolé monade]

uses necco wafers as poker chips. 

he's been banned from most casinos in missouri. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is running for Mayor in Willows, California

[discolé monade]

was responsible for the renaming of zzyzx, califonia, because soda springs wasn't cutting it. 

[-Kudasai-]

Played the cowbell on Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper"

[The_annoying_one]

Sang backup vocals on “We Are The World”.

[-Kudasai-]

Is having trouble keeping up with all the preorders of his latest fanfic, The A-Team

[[classic swim]]

Wants to dress up like the Muppets rat, slap the scariest motherfucker in a mob establishment and tell ‘em he’s working for the FBI.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr. Hoonie sleep in a tent in the backyard

[[classic swim]]

Trains a pack of gophers to attack Mr. Hoonie in the tent.

[-Kudasai-]

Thanks God everday he gets home that he didn't get exploded

Edited September 18, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Prays to Superman every night.

[-Kudasai-]

Plays the drums in a Weird Al tribute band

[discolé monade]

only took 7 years, but he has mastered 'mary had a little lamb' on the steel drums. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to explain the meaning of life to small children using interpretive dance.

[[classic swim]]

Taught the Kudasai gophers to use the bus.

[-Kudasai-]

Broke his hand after he tried to squeeze open a can of spinach like Popeye 

[[classic swim]]

Called an old man stupid and made his granddaughter laugh like Yosemite Sam.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Ghostrek the best way to get women is to do the koala mating call

[The_annoying_one]

Gave a Walmart cashier a ping pong paddle and said “You know what you have to do” before calmly leaving.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently writing a romance novel based on Ghostrek's adventures in speed dating

[mthor]

Is writing the screenplay for the movie based on that novel.

[-Kudasai-]

Is set to play Torgo in Manos: The Musical 

[The_annoying_one]

Is set to play the blue and yellow vitamin in the upcoming Dr. Mario movie.

[-Kudasai-]

Is related to the Witch Doctor in the Dr. Mario commercial 

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

The sexiest woman in the world wanted to have sex with Kudasai immediately, and so he did the Mario waaaaaah scream when jumping on her booty.

[-Kudasai-]

Tried to teach Ghostrek the mating dance but gave up once he realized that Ghostrek has two left feet.

[The_annoying_one]

Seasons food with Pop Rocks because it makes him feel alive.

[-Kudasai-]

Wants to be held closer by Tony Danza 

[discolé monade]

is the inspiration to elton john's 'tiny dancer'

[The_annoying_one]

Taught The Bangles how to walk like an Egyptian.

[mthor]

Is the man who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop.

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a Gamera plushie 

[The_annoying_one]

Dreams about mashed potatoes every night.

[-Kudasai-]

His favorite song of all time 

Spoiler

 

 

[discolé monade]

traveled many a mile to get to blueberry hill...and he did, in fact, find his thrill. 

[The_annoying_one]

Staged a protest outside of a Denny’s because they were out of eggs.

[-Kudasai-]

Had the honor of being the 100th fugitive captured on Unsolved Mysteries 

[discolé monade]

won't stop trying to convince the waitress at the corner diner that he's d. b. cooper's only living relative. 

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to tell anyone who will listen no one can parallel like she can 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to discuss the weather with everyone he sees.