myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Giggles like a kindergartener when his favorite song comes on.

[Mode 7]

Can play Enter Sandman on the accordion 

[discolé monade]

claims this lil bugger is his niece. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is writing a horror fanfic about Jason Voorhees vs Dora the Explorer.

[[classic swim]]

Guest starred in the Workaholics episode where Blake kicked a raccoon at the gas station.

[Mode 7]

Was roommates with this guy 

[mthor]

Has breakfast with Tony the Tiger - usually at a Waffle House, but occasionally at IHOP.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to a Burger King and demanded to meet Ronald McDonald.

[Mode 7]

Thought octopi was baking a pie in the shape of an octopus 

[The_annoying_one]

Will only eat chicken nuggets that are in the shape of Herman Munster’s face.

[discolé monade]

uses necco wafers as poker chips. 

he's been banned from most casinos in missouri. 

[Mode 7]

Is running for Mayor in Willows, California

[discolé monade]

was responsible for the renaming of zzyzx, califonia, because soda springs wasn't cutting it. 

[Mode 7]

Played the cowbell on Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper"

[The_annoying_one]

Sang backup vocals on “We Are The World”.

[Mode 7]

Is having trouble keeping up with all the preorders of his latest fanfic, The A-Team

[[classic swim]]

Wants to dress up like the Muppets rat, slap the scariest motherfucker in a mob establishment and tell ‘em he’s working for the FBI.

[Mode 7]

Makes Mr. Hoonie sleep in a tent in the backyard

[[classic swim]]

Trains a pack of gophers to attack Mr. Hoonie in the tent.

[Mode 7]

Thanks God everday he gets home that he didn't get exploded

Edited 21 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Prays to Superman every night.

[Mode 7]

Plays the drums in a Weird Al tribute band

[discolé monade]

only took 7 years, but he has mastered 'mary had a little lamb' on the steel drums. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to explain the meaning of life to small children using interpretive dance.

[[classic swim]]

Taught the Kudasai gophers to use the bus.

[Mode 7]

Broke his hand after he tried to squeeze open a can of spinach like Popeye 

[[classic swim]]

Called an old man stupid and made his granddaughter laugh like Yosemite Sam.

[Mode 7]

Told Ghostrek the best way to get women is to do the koala mating call

[The_annoying_one]

Gave a Walmart cashier a ping pong paddle and said “You know what you have to do” before calmly leaving.

[Mode 7]

Is currently writing a romance novel based on Ghostrek's adventures in speed dating