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Got chased by poachers because they thought he was a real rhino but they didn't believe him when he told he's really a man because the zipper on his rhino suit got stuck.

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Moved out of Las Cruces, New Mexico after his neighbors wanted to throw him a house warming party. He now resides in Telluride, Colorado 

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Tells everyone at Long John Silver’s he’s gonna give away all the cheeseburgers hot dogs and corndogs and Guster barges in wearing a paper hat and says “going to have to ask that you do NOOT give away all the cheeseburgers, hot dogs and corn dogs.”

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DEMANDS that the burger wrapping have cheese melted to it, so that he may get to the table, gleefully open the burger, start giggling with glee to see ...[this is where he takes a deep breath, and as loud as he can...] CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEE PAPPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRR YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

 

he's been banned from 32 fast food chains in 3 states. 

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