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He was motel Shoney’s Bear when his wife wouldn’t sniff and play with his tater tots, so he undid his pants to let his naked ass out dancing and singing “oh let the siiiideho begin!”

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Got chased by poachers because they thought he was a real rhino but they didn't believe him when he told he's really a man because the zipper on his rhino suit got stuck.

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Moved out of Las Cruces, New Mexico after his neighbors wanted to throw him a house warming party. He now resides in Telluride, Colorado 

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Tells everyone at Long John Silver’s he’s gonna give away all the cheeseburgers hot dogs and corndogs and Guster barges in wearing a paper hat and says “going to have to ask that you do NOOT give away all the cheeseburgers, hot dogs and corn dogs.”

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When she finally caught the ice cream truck after chasing it for eight blocks it was at that moment she realized that she left her money at home :LithiumSmileySad:

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DEMANDS that the burger wrapping have cheese melted to it, so that he may get to the table, gleefully open the burger, start giggling with glee to see ...[this is where he takes a deep breath, and as loud as he can...] CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEE PAPPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRR YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

 

he's been banned from 32 fast food chains in 3 states. 

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