myth busters: boar3d edition

[Seight]

Is helping to skew the search results for "The Snorks" on Google by continuing this chain

[The_annoying_one]

Googles Google on a daily basis because it’s fun.

[Mode 7]

Moved to Las Cruces, New Mexico to avoid going to a party 

[[classic swim]]

He was motel Shoney’s Bear when his wife wouldn’t sniff and play with his tater tots, so he undid his pants to let his naked ass out dancing and singing “oh let the siiiideho begin!”

[Mode 7]

Got chased by poachers because they thought he was a real rhino but they didn't believe him when he told he's really a man because the zipper on his rhino suit got stuck.

[The_annoying_one]

Has dreams of running with the bulls in Spain.

[Mode 7]

Is currently writing a a script based off a Calvin and Hobbes Sunday strip called 

Tyrannosaurus in F-14s

[Seight]

Believes "Dinosaur Laser Fight" by Ninja Sex Party is an autobiographical song

[The_annoying_one]

Puts cans of creamed corn in the popcorn maker.

[discolé monade]

sings doo wop tunes, wearing a 'lone wolf' letterman jacket, standing outside the local soda shop. 

[Mode 7]

Her current ringtone

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[The_annoying_one]

His current ringtone

Spoiler

 

 

[Mode 7]

Stole Viper's ninja turtle boxers

[Seight]

Throws beach chairs like Bobby Knight

[The_annoying_one]

Talks like Stuart from Mad TV.

[discolé monade]

LARPs Stuart skits from Mad TV, while getting  his mail, as the neighbors get home from work, gleefully skipping and yelling "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!!!"