It’s raining outside. Is it bad to cum before you piss when you really have to pee?

[[classic swim]]

It’s like when you’re forced to get up from bed just to take a quick leak, only you’re thinking “alright, well, I might as well jack off too.”

It’s always normal to urinate after cranking it but I never thought about beating my dick while there’s already pressure to release piss fluids.

[UwPp]

Sometimes it makes you cum harder. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

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I hate that this is a topic rn. 😂

[[classic swim]]

I didn’t really notice my ejaculations getting any harder, PER SE.

But I did notice burning whilst peeing that wasn’t like UTI or if I had the clap, just argghhh muh dickhole’s burning a little bit.

[discolé monade]

v

 

[discolé monade]

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[[classic swim]]

NO!

[Insipid]

Some men thunk babies and urine come out the same hole of a woman. Those poor women probably always have to fake it.

[[classic swim]]

40 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Some men thunk babies and urine come out the same hole of a woman. Those poor women probably always have to fake it.

Sex Ed classes didn’t exist back when Packard was in school.

[discolé monade]

yes. 

OR

you have an UTI and drinking 100% cranberry juice and water for a week should clear it. 

[[classic swim]]

Sometimes the malt licky fux my bladder up about the same as a detox day if I go over 2-3 glasses of water. 

It’s the hyperactivity and loudness that sucks. I was made fun of for loud piss. It’s hardly a courtesy call for me to not go in the bowl because you’re just gonna hear me straight drilling into the porcelain.

[discolé monade]

got them kidneys working overtime. 

[naraku360]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Sex Ed classes didn’t exist back when Packard was in school.

He never learned what sex is, either.

[[classic swim]]

If I could just photoshop him sitting at a little classroom desk and wearing a hat that says “smoke never drifts against the wind.”

[Seight]