Demands

[nameraka]

These are our demands.

These demands are not negotiable and if unmet, will result in severe consequences. 

 

Demand 1. one thylacine. 

we are not unreasonable. we do not require a breeding pair and have no wish to reintroduce them to the wild as doing so might cause unintended ecological harm. 

 

[nameraka]

Demand 2. 

A snoopy snow cone machine. Our parents wouldn't let us have one growing up.

[discolé monade]

we got one for the boy. they don't make them like they used to. 

can anyone ask for demands? because i would LOVE a pond of axolotls. 

[Jman]

 

[The_annoying_one]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

[nameraka]

47 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

we got one for the boy. they don't make them like they used to. 

can anyone ask for demands? because i would LOVE a pond of axolotls. 

i second this. 

we'll actually wave the koi pond clause for this. 

Edited December 27, 2024 by nameraka

[nameraka]

44 minutes ago, Jman said:

 

there is nothing unreasonable about wanting the hibachi chef to have been trained in japan. 

authenticity is very important.

Edited December 27, 2024 by nameraka

[nameraka]

38 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

we demand you bring back the chicken cordon bleu at once!

Edited December 27, 2024 by nameraka

[UwPp]

8 hours ago, nameraka said:

Demand 2. 

A snoopy snow cone machine. Our parents wouldn't let us have one growing up.

If I still had mine I would give it to you. 

[UwPp]

8 hours ago, discolé monade said:

we got one for the boy. they don't make them like they used to. 

can anyone ask for demands? because i would LOVE a pond of axolotls. 

How about one pink axolotl that my niece doesn't give a shit about after she got one? It's almost a year old. 

[UwPp]

I demand 1 hedgehog plz.

 

[UwPp]

I also demand to be at Disneyland in California and Universal Studios Hollywood.

But like skip the whole flying there and just teleport there. Because idk if I'd survive being on a plane that long. 

[discolé monade]

3 hours ago, UwPp said:

How about one pink axolotl that my niece doesn't give a shit about after she got one? It's almost a year old. 

i absolutely would applaud an act of anarchy, and axolotlnap said target. 

poor thing. 

[UwPp]

I demand they put Nickelodeon's Doug back on Paramount+. Because Disney's Doug sucks balls. 

[The_annoying_one]

I demand silence and a decent night’s sleep.

[nameraka]

Also, we're gonna need one of those ice bucket machines like they have in hotels. 

for the snow cone machine...

and other um, purposes...