Are you a real human bean?

[Codename: Jackass]

And a real hero?

[stilgar]

Are you a horse bean?

[Distortedreasoning]

yes to both.

[Codename: Jackass]

Are you a horse bean?

No are you a real human bean?

[Codename: Jackass]

yes to both.

do you drive?

[batgurl]

No.

[NaBarney]

I eat folks.

[Codename: Jackass]

No.

what are you here for then?

[Codename: Jackass]

I eat folks.

so you're a hero

[lupin_bebop]

Sure. Whatever.