Mix Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 ...by this guy who wouldn't stop throwing me his football. I was outside and I hear, "heads up!" He throws me the football. I catch it and throw it back. And he throws it back to me! So....I throw it back to him and now i'm full on playing catch with this guy. I DON'T KNOW HIM! I was just going to get my mail. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 You were just going to get your mail, and now you have a new dad. It’s a beautiful thing. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: You were just going to get your mail, and now you have a new dad. It’s a beautiful thing. Y'know, I was thinking about that, but the other way. I think I might of been his place holder dad. His dad went out for cigarettes twenty years ago and he's been recruiting well meaning strangers for a catch ever since. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 5 hours ago, viperxmns said: say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away I'm desperate to be liked. If I don't have it in me to politely decline, what makes you think I can do that shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 5 hours ago, viperxmns said: say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away i was about to suggest this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, Mix said: I'm desperate to be liked. If I don't have it in me to politely decline, what makes you think I can do that shit? if they ask where you went tell them you heard the telephone ringing it was a very important landline call from your employer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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