I was held hostage

[Mix]

...by this guy who wouldn't stop throwing me his football.

I was outside and I hear, "heads up!"

He throws me the football. I catch it and throw it back.

And he throws it back to me!

So....I throw it back to him and now i'm full on playing catch with this guy.

I DON'T KNOW HIM!

I was just going to get my mail.

[The_annoying_one]

You were just going to get your mail, and now you have a new dad. It’s a beautiful thing.

[Mix]

2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

You were just going to get your mail, and now you have a new dad. It’s a beautiful thing.

Y'know, I was thinking about that, but the other way.

I think I might of been his place holder dad.

His dad went out for cigarettes twenty years ago and he's been recruiting well meaning strangers for a catch ever since.

[viperxmns]

say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away

[Mix]

5 hours ago, viperxmns said:

say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away

I'm desperate to be liked.

If I don't have it in me to politely decline, what makes you think I can do that shit?

[nameraka]

5 hours ago, viperxmns said:

say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away

i was about to suggest this.

[viperxmns]

1 minute ago, Mix said:

I'm desperate to be liked.

If I don't have it in me to politely decline, what makes you think I can do that shit?

if they ask where you went tell them you heard the telephone ringing it was a very important landline call from your employer