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Homeless man wins a million dollars!


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Kinda like in that movie w/ Justin Timberlake 'In Time' or whatever.

He gets ahold of millions of years and gives his working-class friend a bunch of time and he spends it all at the bar and drinks himself to death. 

Sad but believable. 

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Just now, André Toulon said:

I have no business being rich....I'm not even scared of ODing..... I'm more worried about the shit I would buy while I'm fucked up.

"I'd love to purchase some lead teeth pls"

Oof.

Those can't be good for your health.

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2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I have no business being rich....I'm not even scared of ODing..... I'm more worried about the shit I would buy while I'm fucked up.

"I'd love to purchase some lead teeth pls"

Shit like Michael Jackson buying The Elephant Man's skeleton.

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Shit like Michael Jackson buying The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Hey.

Michael had a rough life.

He earned the right to buy whatever skeletons he wanted.

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